Funniest things you've heard shouted at a game?

[Baines' left foot]

TERRRNNN ROSS YOU BRAIN DEAD TIT GO AND PLAY IN TRAFFIC

STOP DILLY DALLYING STONESY AND JUST CLEAR IT YOU LANKY STREAK OF PISS

 

[Connor]

CHELSEA ARRT HOME LAD. BLOODY CUDINCI GOES FOR A GOALKEEPER SO ME ARL FELLA BLEW A RASPBERY ATT HIM. HIS KICK WAS BAD AND HE TURNT ROUND AND CALLED ME ARL FELLA ALL KINDS. WE WERE ALL IN BULK YENNO.

COYB NSNO GREAT SITE LADS

 

[Boss_Blue]

HAHAHA YES LADS WHATR WE LYKE EY BEST FANS IN DER WERLD!!!

COYB
FTRS
NSNO
ETID

 

[Boss_Blue]

*throws bleach into eyes

 

[Walken]

probably a had to be there moment

but martina fell into the crowd last season making a challenge, feller infront of me helped him up and that dead nicely and just said dead calmy " martina I [Poor language removed] hate you lar"

was laughing abar that all weekend

that just seems mean spirited to me

 

[Bluebonic]

There is an absolute spaceman who sits two rows behind me, he often comes out with some crackers to be fair, but every once in a while there is a short circuit in his brain and he just spouts some utter drivel that defies all understanding. Last season in the derby when we were getting our annual shaming, he stood up, pointed at one of the vermin and screamed “I’ve shagged your Elsie” then sat down? It was so surreal, we all cracked up!

 

[Bluebonic]

Nb for context, he is about 70 years old!

 

[evertonarntwe]

that just seems mean spirited to me

he got a hand up. what more could the donkey ask for, lucky he got that

 

[dockroad]

Someone who used to sit behind us in the MS ,comes down from Carlisle and used to give us all a detailed traffic report on the M6 . Anyway - he shouts at Barkley you lazy fat b***ard ,next minute he score and it's I f***ing love you Ross lad .

 

[Eggs]

..I don’t ever recall hearing one, but I do recall a few RS work colleagues talking some years ago and one of them said, “all we need is a bit of luck”.

 

[efcforever]

I wasn't there but I liked the story someone told on here a while ago telling Ashley Cole to wave good bye to the FA Cup.

 

[EverBlue92]

"YA COULDN'T REF A GAME OF TIDILLYWINKS"

 

[Frang]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Frang]

YA COULDN'T RUNA BAFF REFFEREE!

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Aimed at McGeady when he had failed to notice the opportunity to play a perfect through ball. It was against Arsenal a few seasons ago. We were losing, time was running out "Give him the ball, yer flat-faced tw*t !!"