Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[Yarrgh]

Genuine.


2028 Jim.

JJ has just come out of a 4 year coma. We were trying to break the news slowly to him.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

What a p take with that draw. We’ve got a bigger and better ground then those tofu eaters, they aren’t even in the league! Do these and keep marching towards Wembley lads. (Unless you bottle it and then Dunc out)

 

[Yarrgh]

What a p take with that draw. We’ve got a bigger and better ground then those tofu eaters, they aren’t even in the league! Do these and keep marching towards Wembley lads. (Unless you bottle it and then Dunc out)

I thought that Forest Green had turned over a new leaf and taken up a keto paleo zero carb regime consisting solely of meat.

Which is a shame as they did a cracking vegan sausage roll.

 

[maccavennie]

Hope springs eternal

Hope Springs is my other blow up doll mate

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Hope Springs is my other blow up doll mate

That’s a nice name

 

[maccavennie]

We’re not sure at this stage. We’re in the year 2024. Big dunc has dreads. That’s all we know

lol lol lol

 

[maccavennie]

This thread just provides me with my daily dose of lol without fail. Duncan Ferguson with dreads lol

 

[Yarrgh]

Fear not said Dunc, his mighty dreads had harpooned our Coasters minds.

As the seasonal song goes. I think.

 

[coollino]

Ok I'm in

 

[maccavennie]

Ok I'm in

Welcome mate, season tickets are £125.00 a season unless you blag that your under 16 or over 65 it's only £45.00

We all chip in for the away mini bus so it's usually about £6.30 each and we rotate on what weapons we use for away days. Currently we've had a lot of joy with harpoons.

I'd recommend starting form page 1 just to get a sense of what it truly means to be a Coaster.

 

[coollino]

Welcome mate, season tickets are £125.00 a season unless you blag that your under 16 or over 65 it's only £45.00

We all chip in for the away mini bus so it's usually about £6.30 each and we rotate on what weapons we use for away days. Currently we've had a lot of joy with harpoons.

I'd recommend starting form page 1 just to get a sense of what it truly means to be a Coaster.

Ahah I was following it for a bit at the start but I didn't think it had any chance of lasting but here we are - Christmas day.

 

[NeroCeasar]

Welcome mate, season tickets are £125.00 a season unless you blag that your under 16 or over 65 it's only £45.00

We all chip in for the away mini bus so it's usually about £6.30 each and we rotate on what weapons we use for away days. Currently we've had a lot of joy with harpoons.

I'd recommend starting form page 1 just to get a sense of what it truly means to be a Coaster.

Put myself and Ken the Kettle down for seats on the bus to forest Green please. I'll give Tyson the money to pass onto you when I see him at the annual boxing day cock fight later.

 

[maccavennie]

Put myself and Ken the Kettle down for seats on the bus to forest Green please. I'll give Tyson the money to pass onto you when I see him at the annual boxing day cock fight later.

Spot on mate, you know I'll always save yers a seat. Is Ken the Kettle still having temperature troubles. You know what he's like when he starts sweating and turns the bus into the Amazon rainforest.

I'll bring 4 bags of ice cubes if he is.

 

[NeroCeasar]

Spot on mate, you know I'll always save yers a seat. Is Ken the Kettle still having temperature troubles. You know what he's like when he starts sweating and turns the bus into the Amazon rainforest.

I'll bring 4 bags of ice cubes if he is.

He is still the same ffs, still one of the funniest things I've ever heard was when you christened him "the kettle" on the bus just outside Hemel Hempstead cause "he's boiling again"

 

[cronullasharks]

He is still the same ffs, still one of the funniest things I've ever heard was when you christened him "the kettle" on the bus just outside Hemel Hempstead cause "he's boiling again"

An all vindaloo diet will do that to a man. If he shits himself one more time on that bus he'll be having a word with my harpoon.