Foot pain

[mkrudden]

This thread is utterly fantastic.

 

[Armel]

Or if you don't like the rest Ibuprofen route; you could try this I suppose:

"Is your foot pain more than physical? Does it have spiritual and metaphysical roots as well? Do foot problems describe your reality? Does this quote describe you? Are you uncomfortable and unable to stand on your own two feet? Do you suffer from aching feet, plantar fasciitis, bone spurs and stress fractures in your feet, foot injuries or heel pain? Is your Body Window speaking to you through your feet?

If so, read on and learn about the metaphysical reasons for your foot pain.
...

All types of heel pain and foot pain are the result of pushing too hard, too fast and too often in all things; emotional, mental and physical. Foot pain is the hallmark of our current rush, rush, rush culture. Take the time to reflect on your life if you are affected.

Solution:

• I step out with Love.
• I step to the rhythm of God’s time.
• I step to the rhythm of the present moment.
• My foundation is on Love and Presence.
• My feet are grounded on health and healing.

"

Source: http://www.bodywindow.com/foot-pain.html

 

[Woolly Blue]

They have these things called walk in centres.

Best taking advice from a trained person rather than a bunch of fifa and footy manager playing virgins

He can barely walk mate, fancy being so cruel to mock him by suggesting a walk-in centre.

 

[COYBL25]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news Ash, looks like you could end up losing you leg below the knee if you don't get it sorted pronto.

Could lead to all kinds of problems with your wedding coming up. You'll have to get one of the legs taken up on your Morning Suit for starters. On the positive side you could always ask for a parrot and an eye patch as wedding presents.

 

[coollino]

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Hate to be the bearer of bad news Ash, looks like you could end up losing you leg below the knee if you don't get it sorted pronto.

Could lead to all kinds of problems with your wedding coming up. You'll have to get one of the legs taken up on your Morning Suit for starters. On the positive side you could always ask for a parrot and an eye patch as wedding presents.

Hmm, I was worrying about this.

 

[Kurt.]

Bravo Kurt, I actually bloody laughed there.

Thankyou mick xx hope all is well with you mate !!

 

[The Cowboy]

He can barely walk mate, fancy being so cruel to mock him by suggesting a walk-in centre.

Ha ha ha!

 

[nsno-chris]

He can barely walk mate, fancy being so cruel to mock him by suggesting a walk-in centre.

lollol

 

[Rsoles]

You do know all you've done is sprain your foot don't you you soft sod ?

Then stop moving it soft lad

 

[Rsoles]

Have you tried putting your feet in rice?

Try turning it off and on again

 

[Rsoles]

I think he pinched an 8ft Christmas tree mate.

Was it pinched to order like they do in my boozer

 

[larbert toffee]

Have you tried putting your feet in rice?

If he tried to do up his shoes whilst standing in Chinese fried rice would that make him a laceist.

 

[Rsoles]

Chop it off if your leg still hurts then you now know the foot wasn't the problem so one step closer to solving your problem

 

[hibbo'sclass]

@Ashtonian -the gift that just keeps giving.

 

[Elong]

Wut