Ash I expect daily updates on your foot. This is the biggest foot related story since Beckham's metatarsal.
Foot pain
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Ash will shoe in as much info on a daily basis as he can and keep us one step ahead of the opposition.
try an ice pack - check for verukas - sit with. Your foot in a raised position with the ice pack on the side of your foot, take ipobrufen with food if your foot does not go down go to the GP!
He won't know what's up with your foot , but maybe able to tell you how to put a toilet seat on
He won't know what's up with your foot , but maybe able to tell you how to put a toilet seat on
Frank Gallagher
Player Valuation: £50m
im going to tread carefully in this thread...
Gwlacticos
Player Valuation: £15m
The trouble with all this is, when I wake up tomorrow morning, I will be checking on here for updates on Ash's bloody foot.
lancs blue
Player Valuation: £35m
take some happy pills and nip to the lisbon for a pint. your foot will be the least of your worries
Didn't have very high hopes for this thread when I opened it, but 16 pages later, I'm exhausted with all the laughing. @Ashtonian is a brilliant poster - literally can't wait for the next installment of his crazy life!
roydo
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No thanks please. That ship sailed long ago. As I am sure you know.
Ernie
Player Valuation: £15m
*legs it*
You didn't drop the toilet seat on it did you ?try an ice pack - check for verukas - sit with. Your foot in a raised position with the ice pack on the side of your foot, take ipobrufen with food if your foot does not go down go to the GP!
He won't know what's up with your foot , but maybe able to tell you how to put a toilet seat on
The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
Ash's metatarsehole.
Christopher, foot update please ?
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