Foot pain

[Elong]

PRAY FOR ASH

 

[ijjysmith]

Don't you or didn't you work for the NHS Ash?!??!

 

[Rsoles]

Just boot your missus with your sore foot till it feels better.

Then boot her with the good foot until that hurts

 

[anjelikaferrett]

It is that very picture. Is the book good? I've asked Father Christmas for it.

I have pre-ordered the audio book. He's reading it himself. It will be like he's in the car with me.

 

[Ashtonian]

You seriously telling me you do not own a single pair of trainers?

I can't wear them for work though haha went in once without a shirt on and they fumed at me.

Don't you or didn't you work for the NHS Ash?!??!

Aye, unfortunately I don't get preferential treatment though

 

[Woolly Blue]

Eh just go to an orthopedist/podarist. They'll take an X-ray, it will show nothing, unless you have a stress fracture (which you probably don't have or it would hurt constantly). Then they'll perscribe orthotics (the Robotussin of foot problems), because they are cheap and sometimes work. If orthotics don't work then in a few months go back to the MD and beg for an MRI.

Probably easier just to put him down to end his suffering.

 

[The Cowboy]

I can't wear them for work though haha went in once without a shirt on and they fumed at me.


Aye, unfortunately I don't get preferential treatment though

YOU WEAR THE TRAINERS FOR THE WALK THEN YOU CHANGE INTO THE SHOES

 

[Zatara]

@Ashtonian has it gotten worse yet so you have a limp and the pain has slightly spread so the sensitive area is a bit larger?

Gone a bit red?

 

[caught]

I can't wear them for work though haha went in once without a shirt on and they fumed at me.

Probably just a bit surprised by the size of your sagging bare boobs mate.

Interesting thread. We've learned that Zatara is a gout ridden fatty, too, which is probably a welcome distraction from the syphilis.

 

[Sapie88]

I have pre-ordered the audio book. He's reading it himself. It will be like he's in the car with me.

Missed a trick here.

 

[Elong]

YOU WEAR THE TRAINERS FOR THE WALK THEN YOU CHANGE INTO THE SHOES

I just can't anymore.

 

[Efcjake]

Get yourself a nice Black Friday deal on a prosthetic leg

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_f...hetic+legs.TRS0&_nkw=prosthetic+legs&_sacat=0

 

[Rsoles]

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@Ashtonian has it gotten worse yet so you have a limp and the pain has slightly spread so the sensitive area is a bit larger?

Gone a bit red?

t was always limp is what I heard

 

[COYBL25]

Foot update please Ash ?.

 

[Lune1878]

Foot update please Ash ?.

Has he survived the night?