Woolly Blue
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Mixed veg on the foot it is then, can't do any harm.
Get your missus to spread ( heated ) mushy peas on your genitals, even more so if she's fond of them ( mushy peas that is, I doubt she's fond of your genitals )
Foot pain
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Mixed veg on the foot it is then, can't do any harm.
Get your missus to spread ( heated ) mushy peas on your genitals, even more so if she's fond of them ( mushy peas that is, I doubt she's fond of your genitals )
Penno
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Do you want me to fix it or not?
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13 pages of experts, jokers, google medics and even a little bit of insight into how big ashtonians tree is.
Solution is simple:
A) Go the doctors.
or
B) Fix yourself a nice tall glass of man up juice.
(Please be careful researching the term man juice)
Solution is simple:
A) Go the doctors.
or
B) Fix yourself a nice tall glass of man up juice.
(Please be careful researching the term man juice)
Take it from me Woolly, she loves genitals.
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
Ah, that explains your bad back then.
To help relieve pain in the foot you can drill a hole through the middle of your hand.
DIY acupuncture
DIY acupuncture
Ashtonian
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In all honesty, the knock on effect of my bus pass running out is indeed a sore foot by the end of it. bloody work.....
how did you know mate?
Foot Long Hot Dog
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When you get home, get the Mrs to stamp up and down on the other foot mate, it'll take your mind off the twinge in the left one
Ashtonian
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it's more than a twinge lol
I'm fine when i stop moving, as soon as i start it comes back
Ernie
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Stop moving
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