Lao
Player Valuation: £35m
..comb, which he left in the EFC changing room. Fellaini and Jo have a weekly battle for the comb, and the winner is usually Jo because...
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..comb, which he left in the EFC changing room. Fellaini and Jo have a weekly battle for the comb, and the winner is usually Jo because...
Welton Toffee
Player Valuation: £40m
Lao
Player Valuation: £35m
to run and leap against a wall of velcro to see if he sticks. Once while he was dangling upside down...
bluebastardo
Player Valuation: £40m
bigbadjeff
Player Valuation: £15m
AdamTheGreatOneB
Player Valuation: £15m
Closed eye-lid of Phil Neville who was taking a nap and dreaming about...
McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
...the good old days when he used to win stuff" Mopes Davey
"Dont you have a plane to catch? Cilla's getting frisky" chortles our Bill
"Sure, now you want to go. I thought you were looking for buyers 24/7?"
"I am, now take a deep breath Cilla"
Davey needs action and hangs up the phone. "I need action" says Davey, and heads off in the direction of...
"Dont you have a plane to catch? Cilla's getting frisky" chortles our Bill
"Sure, now you want to go. I thought you were looking for buyers 24/7?"
"I am, now take a deep breath Cilla"
Davey needs action and hangs up the phone. "I need action" says Davey, and heads off in the direction of...
AdamTheGreatOneB
Player Valuation: £15m
...McDonalds. Those M burgers have been medically proven to stimulate brain power! Once Davey's brain has been fully charged he heads for...
Rugby Toffee
Player Valuation: £60m
The local pub, to wash away the goddam awful taste of that macad's when he met....
I bet I can pee higher up the wall than you 'wee man' he chuckled, your dead right he replied - I have to sit down to pee - didn't Bill tell you? My real name is.........
parkendmaster
Player Valuation: £8m
Hope Powell, and once when I was a child I went down to...
...football practice and the coach said, "carry on playing like that and you'll end up like Ruud Gullit", I didn't realise he meant in looks, but tell me David what do you think of the........
little old me
Player Valuation: £500k
complete and utter mess that we made in yet another transfer window if only we were...........
WHAT!!! david shouted, just then his body shook and he fell to his knees trembling and as he looked up elstone noticed the pupils of his eyes had changed to white, then his body began to ripple and grow - his clothes began to tear around him and his skin became bright green - Elstone's flippant remark had awoken the 'Ginger Hulk. TM'. WRROAHHHHH he roared as he ............
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