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Lao · September 3, 2009

Welton Toffee said:
..little finger than Lee Carsley's got left on his head. Mind you, Carsley did have a massive....

..comb, which he left in the EFC changing room. Fellaini and Jo have a weekly battle for the comb, and the winner is usually Jo because...

Welton Toffee · September 3, 2009

Lao said:
..comb, which he left in the EFC changing room. Fellaini and Jo have a weekly battle for the comb, and the winner is usually Jo because...

...he's boss at Pro Evo. Fellaini wants to change game as he prefers...

Lao · September 3, 2009

Welton Toffee said:
...he's boss at Pro Evo. Fellaini wants to change game as he prefers...

to run and leap against a wall of velcro to see if he sticks. Once while he was dangling upside down...

bluebastardo · September 4, 2009

Lao said:
to run and leap against a wall of velcro to see if he sticks. Once while he was dangling upside down...

he created the world record for.......

bigbadjeff · September 4, 2009

bluebastardo said:
he created the world record for.......

An unbroken line of nasel drool going from his nose and hitting the ,,,,,

AdamTheGreatOneB · September 4, 2009

bigbadjeff said:
An unbroken line of nasel drool going from his nose and hitting the ,,,,,

Closed eye-lid of Phil Neville who was taking a nap and dreaming about...

McBain · September 4, 2009

...the good old days when he used to win stuff" Mopes Davey

"Dont you have a plane to catch? Cilla's getting frisky" chortles our Bill

"Sure, now you want to go. I thought you were looking for buyers 24/7?"

"I am, now take a deep breath Cilla"

Davey needs action and hangs up the phone. "I need action" says Davey, and heads off in the direction of...

AdamTheGreatOneB · September 4, 2009

...McDonalds. Those M burgers have been medically proven to stimulate brain power! Once Davey's brain has been fully charged he heads for...

Rugby Toffee · September 4, 2009

AdamTheGreatOneB said:
...McDonalds. Those M burgers have been medically proven to stimulate brain power! Once Davey's brain has been fully charged he heads for...

The local pub, to wash away the goddam awful taste of that macad's when he met....

Clarky66 · September 4, 2009

Bob elstone in the gents and said . . . . .

daza_1973 · September 4, 2009

Clarky66 said:
Bob elstone in the gents and said . . . . .

I bet I can pee higher up the wall than you 'wee man' he chuckled, your dead right he replied - I have to sit down to pee - didn't Bill tell you? My real name is.........

parkendmaster · September 4, 2009

Hope Powell, and once when I was a child I went down to...

daza_1973 · September 4, 2009

parkendmaster said:
Hope Powell, and once when I was a child I went down to...

...football practice and the coach said, "carry on playing like that and you'll end up like Ruud Gullit", I didn't realise he meant in looks, but tell me David what do you think of the........

little old me · September 4, 2009

complete and utter mess that we made in yet another transfer window if only we were...........

daza_1973 · September 4, 2009

little old me said:
complete and utter mess that we made in yet another transfer window if only we were...........

WHAT!!! david shouted, just then his body shook and he fell to his knees trembling and as he looked up elstone noticed the pupils of his eyes had changed to white, then his body began to ripple and grow - his clothes began to tear around him and his skin became bright green - Elstone's flippant remark had awoken the 'Ginger Hulk. TM'. WRROAHHHHH he roared as he ............