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I was in two minds: I wanted us to be flying in to them and making it a war; then I thought about Wednesday night and not giving that lot a leg up!
WTF are you talking about a game on Wednesday night that doesn't involve us?
 
Where? When?

Dreading next week because it'll be exactly the same again with the added bonus of Liverpool being more clinical than City.

Next week will be Danny Ings slotting two, and and some slug of a centre half who Loveren keeps out of the side nodding in a third
 
How to not win a game in 2 words...
Play Schneiderlin.....
It annoyed me so much. After Bolasie scored and for 5 minutes we looked like making a game of football happen, I noticed Schneiderlin just walking. Strolling along while Davies and Coleman were trying to get forward.
If "we did everything we could" involves midfielders walking while chasing a game 2 goals down in the last 15 minutes, then I must seriously overestimate the athletic ability of modern footballers.
 
Sam said we only have one fit midfielder . What does he think Davies and Klassen are then ? They can't be that bad when you line up against Morgan.

Edit , forgot about Benni too .
 
Phenomenal effort by himself, Craig and Sammy. Told Bolasie to kick the ball against that defender so it deflects in himself. Made a substitution which made us slightly less crap and the 3 goals is the players fault because he can’t be on the pitch to stop that himself. That should cover it.
I mean I wasn’t far off in the end was I?
 
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