Everton's Mikel Arteta faces third bout of surgery after setback with cruciate.....

[best little spaniard]

Apologies in advance for this.

We really do have the worst ******* luck of all the ******* premership (poss bar west ham). Just the player we need the ******* most at the moment, and hes the one ******* player whos out for the forseeable future. It's just so not ******* fair. I ******* hate football. Those ****ers across the park have one ******* player injured and its a bloody crisis, the media are ale over it. Well **** them, we'll get through, because we're Everton.

Very sorry for that, will probs get banned, but had to type it.

Injects bleach into eyes (enters the bloodstream quicker)

 

[chicoazul]

BAN HIM D/D.
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[BlueYank967]

obv really dissapointed about this but It might not be that bad, he could still be back before christmas.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Rubbish news. We miss him badly.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Fcuk it. In work we've got these big tubs of chlorine powder for the swimming pool. I'm going to do a few lines in

 

[best little spaniard]

BAN HIM D/D.
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Sharrup ya pesky little cookie eating blue monster.

Yeah, that shut you up.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Fcuk it. In work we've got these big tubs of chlorine powder for the swimming pool. I'm going to do a few lines in

Fukk that im on my way round mate..

puts on coat**

 

[Goat]

Fukk that im on my way round mate..

puts on coat**

Are you allowed to leave the country Howard?

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Are you allowed to leave the country Howard?

Er........


No......


Thanks mate.....

 

[bluebastardo]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dvUqN4Dgpw[/media]

Not heard that in 30 years. Love it.

 

[chrissyjack]

Ive done three stripes of Ajax and I'm I've got the toilet duck intravenously jammed into my arm.

Toilet Duck is nice mixed with meths and Windolene. You end up bog-eyed, but at least they're gleaming

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Very bad news and could mean he will play no real part this season. Next year he will be 28, could this mean in essence that his footballing days are looking numbered.

We will need a replacement playmaker of that there is no doubt. But have we the money to find what we need in January and who would be affordable. Ideas anyone?

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Very bad news and could mean he will play no real part this season. Next year he will be 28, could this mean in essence that his footballing days are looking numbered.

We will need a replacement playmaker of that there is no doubt. But have we the money to find what we need in January and who would be affordable. Ideas anyone?

Oh God don't start

 

[chicoazul]

Are you allowed to leave the country Howard?

You utter beast.

Toilet Duck is nice mixed with meths and Windolene. You end up bog-eyed, but at least they're gleaming

Cheers for the cocktail info mate.

 

[Neiler]

On the bright side we will have an ace end of season! (Possibly anothe Gareth Farrelly moment in the offing)

Anyway this may force us into the transfer window in Jan - Van der Varrt on loan maybe.

Shall i start the Pienaar for the centre campaign here then.