Everton's Mikel Arteta faces third bout of surgery after setback with cruciate.....

[NeoNaoNeo]

/wrists

 

[Goat]

I might support Chelsea this year, how much do you think it would cost to swop my season ticket?

I hate you Everton. I hate you Bill, I hate you SunTanBob, I hate you Robert frigging Earl, I hate you Jon Woods.

/rope
/wrists
/bleach
/shotgun
/bridge

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Ive done three stripes of Ajax and I'm I've got the toilet duck intravenously jammed into my arm.

Mate iv done a few lines of vim now myself. Just about to inject some windolene.

 

[Goat]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw6ZZG3UFKs&feature=channel[/media]

Only 1 thing for it.


In times of crisis, listen to uplifting tunes.

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Get OK Computer on, follow it up with some Morrisey.

 

[Goat]

Im gonna drive into oncoming traffic. Stay off the roads lerds.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

I'm just about to take a walk on the train lines by ours. I'm going to lick the third track, you know the one full of. Volts......

 

[tadpole]

is it just me or is this thread taking a bit of a morbid turn

 

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

I'm going to listen to Pornography by The Cure as it suits my mood right now.

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

is it just me or is this thread taking a bit of a morbid turn

I'll reply to this as my final post, as currently my main arteries in my neck and wrist are spraying blood onto my monitr, nd its geting hrd t se the scren

Yessssssss iut is getn mr mrbidd bdbjsssskbdks

 

[heatmeiser]

YouTube - Suicide is Painless (M.A.S.H Theme)

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Right......

Iv tied a big pork chop round my nuts. I'm now going for a naked wander around the lions enclosure in knowsley safari park.


Recon i'll get a boss chew...

 

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

Just from looking around the internet, other players who have had clean up surgery on their knee have usually been out for around 2 months. See you in 2010 Mikel.

 

[Axlswhk]

His season as good as gone.

 

[Goat]

It finally makes main stream news.

BBC SPORT | Football | My Club | E | Everton | Everton suffer Arteta injury blow