Evertonized

[VentureBrosEFC]

spot on.

plus +1 for Venture Bros.

 

[Pilks]

I am very curious what oh no i means here!

He's celebrating the pantomime this season has become. 'Oh no I didn't!' 'Oh yes you did!'

 

[loooweee]

I'd venture the gents liking this post have (or had) said hair line type.
xx

 

[mezzrow]

Tiny quibble, but "Evertonised" please!

(nods)

 

[JimEFC]

 

[JimEFC]

Don't worry mate I'll clue you in...


The Modern Everton Fan's Survival Kit:

1x Sense of Humour
1x VHS of 1985
1x Older relative/father/friend to tell you what you missed out on
1x Complete denial of the existence of Tony Cottee
2x Spare Sense of Humour (face value only)

Welcome to the family, you're gonna love it here.



Just kidding of course

COYB

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Don't worry mate I'll clue you in...


The Modern Everton Fan's Survival Kit:

1x Sense of Humour
1x VHS of 1985
1x Older relative/father/friend to tell you what you missed out on
1x Complete denial of the existence of Tony Cottee
2x Spare Sense of Humour (face value only)

Welcome to the family, you're gonna love it here.



Just kidding of course

COYB

you missed *restricted viewing at every game!

 

[chrismpw]

I get laughed at or given an odd stare here in the states when I tell ignorant people that I support Everton.

I suppose use Everton fans need a sense of humor living under shadows of Liverpool FC.

We are not in Liverpool's shadow. We are the light, they are the darkside. We have achieved things in our history that they cannot buy.

 

[chrismpw]

I'd venture the gents liking this post have (or had) said hair line type.
xx

Hair's overrated. In fact evolution has allowed some men to lose their hair to facilitate the cooling of a powerful brain.

 

[Yorkie]

Well Ive been Evertonated (or whatever it said) AND have a hangover so all in all you're better off than some.

 

[Degs62]

What is this thing called hair of which you speak?

 

[Tricky Trevor 7]

Don't worry mate I'll clue you in...


The Modern Everton Fan's Survival Kit:

1x Sense of Humour
1x VHS of 1985
1x Older relative/father/friend to tell you what you missed out on
1x Complete denial of the existence of Tony Cottee
2x Spare Sense of Humour (face value only)

Welcome to the family, you're gonna love it here.



Just kidding of course

COYB

Like it Jim , Made me laugh

 

[Scruffy]

Born in 1965,we won the cup in 1966,Champions 1970,my first game a European Cup quarter final in 1971,proper little glory hunter I was back then

I too am a glory fan: LFC were in Division 2 when I got started.

 

[Debunkology]

1x Complete denial of the existence of Tony Cottee

I remember watching Soccer Saturday, and Tony Cottee was the one commenting on our game against some lower league team in the FA Cup. Jeff Stelling was talking and then I could hear Cottee say "yeeaah!!" in the background. Then Jeff says something like "Oh there is a goal in the Everton game". I'm thinking, Oh, yes we're scored, ha how wrong was I.

 

[JimEFC]

I remember watching Soccer Saturday, and Tony Cottee was the one commenting on our game against some lower league team in the FA Cup. Jeff Stelling was talking and then I could hear Cottee say "yeeaah!!" in the background. Then Jeff says something like "Oh there is a goal in the Everton game". I'm thinking, Oh, yes we're scored, ha how wrong was I.

The man's a ghost I swear.
"Here's former West ham striker Tony Cottee..." Bla bla bla...
I'm sure I used to see him in a blue shirt at Goodison