Everton Vs Juventus 1st August KO 04:00 BST

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Everton are crap at this stuff, if you buy the game and miss it live you have FOUR hours to watch it or you're outta luck. I'm just setting me alarm and watching it early bells like, gonna be a tired man tomorow.
 
Lol at them buzzing off us, soft arses. Everton's credibility as a genuine honest football club, as well as one of the most successful clubs in the country, compared to a world renowned cheating club, be it bribing officials for the best part of a decade, having a manager who has served a ban for a separate scandal, or even incorporating a systematic blood doping system, we are streets ahead of these whoppers. Even this week I seen them complaining about the fixtures saying next season they want easier games around Champions league time. The nerve of them. Knobhead club, hope we sh!t on them from a great height.
 
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.” Mark Twain

So, for the first time ever I’m attending an Everton fixture and the mighty blues have a fixture here in my own backyard, San Francisco, the City by the Bay, against Juventus FFS!!! I’m as chuffed as Barry Bonds after a Balco sports “therapy” session.

I don’t care what the tourist board says, San Francisco in the summer is a crazy ass city!

Where else can you eat your sprouted, organic tofu, gluten free, animal cruelty free breakfast paste while staring at a wall of freezing cold fog at breakfast, watch a family of German tourists wearing Bermuda shorts and nose cone sun block wandering around Haight/Ashbury looking for the parts of the 1960’s that don’t stink of urine and quasi Rastafarian homeless tie-dyed wearing teenagers trying to pass off clove cigarettes as actual drugs during lunch, or watch the sun sinking back into that same bank of fog coming back into the bay from the 3 foot by 6 foot “balcony” you share with 15 strangers who live with you in the subletted 1920’s Victorian painted in 20 different shades of purple prior to deciding which impossibly prissy celebrity chef restaurant you want to “enjoy” for the evening at dinner?

So Juventus huh? Yeah, heard of them. Pretty boss side. Won some things. Seria A…. blah, blah, blah. WHO CARES?! MY lads are in town and I’m as horny as a ten peckered owl in a hen house so get right into them you beautiful blue boys these are proper sh*te!!

Hahaha brilliant lad.

Thanks! It is really sharp looking! I ordered a blank #2 and finished ironing on a few extra letters which just happen to state what will happen if Tony scores! Walking to a great bar/restaurant which is a block away from the Park, more than a few pints then waddle over to the Park and enjoy this special day! Can't wait!

Have a blast spock, I hope Roberto's blues put on a show for you. Would love to read a little write up of the game after?
 
Lol at them buzzing off us, soft arses. Everton's credibility as a genuine honest football club, as well as one of the most successful clubs in the country, compared to a world renowned cheating club, be it bribing officials for the best part of a decade, having a manager who has served a ban for a separate scandal, or even incorporating a systematic blood doping system, we are streets ahead of these whoppers. Even this week I seen them complaining about the fixtures saying next season they want easier games around Champions league time. The nerve of them. Knobhead club, hope we sh!t on them from a great height.

Yep, very rich some of the comments, full of venom at times, jealous of our 'top4' maybe, but can't see they're protected and promoted by the same institutions. Some are sound though :)
 
From another forum re pre-game party:

Pre-game party for Everton in the Community at Pedro's Cantina (across from AT&T Park) ft. Graeme Sharp and EitC raffle. Free event but suggested donation of $10 or raffle ticket.

Wed 7:15pm - Juventus and Everton Supporters will light candles in honor of those supporters who died at Heysel Stadium in 1985. Come represent the club and the whole L4 with our Juve brethren at this long overdue memorial.

Oh boy, you know who wont like that.
 
Hahaha brilliant lad.

Have a blast spock, I hope Roberto's blues put on a show for you. Would love to read a little write up of the game after?

Cheers!! I'll have a great time no matter the outcome but a little bit of steak to go with the sizzle would not be amiss. I'll try to write up a little something afterwords. COYB!
 
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