Everton Vs Juventus 1st August KO 04:00 BST

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just a question but why in the baseball one are the floodlights and big fing light up bill boards right in the batters eye line? ie behind the pitcher

no wonder there all ****e and cant hit the ball ffs!
 
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.” Mark Twain

So, for the first time ever I’m attending an Everton fixture and the mighty blues have a fixture here in my own backyard, San Francisco, the City by the Bay, against Juventus FFS!!! I’m as chuffed as Barry Bonds after a Balco sports “therapy” session.

I don’t care what the tourist board says, San Francisco in the summer is a crazy ass city!

Where else can you eat your sprouted, organic tofu, gluten free, animal cruelty free breakfast paste while staring at a wall of freezing cold fog at breakfast, watch a family of German tourists wearing Bermuda shorts and nose cone sun block wandering around Haight/Ashbury looking for the parts of the 1960’s that don’t stink of urine and quasi Rastafarian homeless tie-dyed wearing teenagers trying to pass off clove cigarettes as actual drugs during lunch, or watch the sun sinking back into that same bank of fog coming back into the bay from the 3 foot by 6 foot “balcony” you share with 15 strangers who live with you in the subletted 1920’s Victorian painted in 20 different shades of purple prior to deciding which impossibly prissy celebrity chef restaurant you want to “enjoy” for the evening at dinner?

So Juventus huh? Yeah, heard of them. Pretty boss side. Won some things. Seria A…. blah, blah, blah. WHO CARES?! MY lads are in town and I’m as horny as a ten peckered owl in a hen house so get right into them you beautiful blue boys these are proper sh*te!!
 
I'd bet 27% of my soul that there'll be a point when our CBs are separated and Pirlo will cast a divine ball directly through the middle and someone will get on the end of it and score.

Based on absolutely nothing, I predict we'll lose 3-2.
 
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.” Mark Twain

So, for the first time ever I’m attending an Everton fixture and the mighty blues have a fixture here in my own backyard, San Francisco, the City by the Bay, against Juventus FFS!!! I’m as chuffed as Barry Bonds after a Balco sports “therapy” session.

I don’t care what the tourist board says, San Francisco in the summer is a crazy ass city!

Where else can you eat your sprouted, organic tofu, gluten free, animal cruelty free breakfast paste while staring at a wall of freezing cold fog at breakfast, watch a family of German tourists wearing Bermuda shorts and nose cone sun block wandering around Haight/Ashbury looking for the parts of the 1960’s that don’t stink of urine and quasi Rastafarian homeless tie-dyed wearing teenagers trying to pass off clove cigarettes as actual drugs during lunch, or watch the sun sinking back into that same bank of fog coming back into the bay from the 3 foot by 6 foot “balcony” you share with 15 strangers who live with you in the subletted 1920’s Victorian painted in 20 different shades of purple prior to deciding which impossibly prissy celebrity chef restaurant you want to “enjoy” for the evening at dinner?

So Juventus huh? Yeah, heard of them. Pretty boss side. Won some things. Seria A…. blah, blah, blah. WHO CARES?! MY lads are in town and I’m as horny as a ten peckered owl in a hen house so get right into them you beautiful blue boys these are proper sh*te!!

That's beautiful lid. Welcome and enjoy,
 
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.” Mark Twain

So, for the first time ever I’m attending an Everton fixture and the mighty blues have a fixture here in my own backyard, San Francisco, the City by the Bay, against Juventus FFS!!! I’m as chuffed as Barry Bonds after a Balco sports “therapy” session.

I don’t care what the tourist board says, San Francisco in the summer is a crazy ass city!

Where else can you eat your sprouted, organic tofu, gluten free, animal cruelty free breakfast paste while staring at a wall of freezing cold fog at breakfast, watch a family of German tourists wearing Bermuda shorts and nose cone sun block wandering around Haight/Ashbury looking for the parts of the 1960’s that don’t stink of urine and quasi Rastafarian homeless tie-dyed wearing teenagers trying to pass off clove cigarettes as actual drugs during lunch, or watch the sun sinking back into that same bank of fog coming back into the bay from the 3 foot by 6 foot “balcony” you share with 15 strangers who live with you in the subletted 1920’s Victorian painted in 20 different shades of purple prior to deciding which impossibly prissy celebrity chef restaurant you want to “enjoy” for the evening at dinner?

So Juventus huh? Yeah, heard of them. Pretty boss side. Won some things. Seria A…. blah, blah, blah. WHO CARES?! MY lads are in town and I’m as horny as a ten peckered owl in a hen house so get right into them you beautiful blue boys these are proper sh*te!!

An insanely exceptional post.... Enjoy the game!
 
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.” Mark Twain

So, for the first time ever I’m attending an Everton fixture and the mighty blues have a fixture here in my own backyard, San Francisco, the City by the Bay, against Juventus FFS!!! I’m as chuffed as Barry Bonds after a Balco sports “therapy” session.

I don’t care what the tourist board says, San Francisco in the summer is a crazy ass city!

Where else can you eat your sprouted, organic tofu, gluten free, animal cruelty free breakfast paste while staring at a wall of freezing cold fog at breakfast, watch a family of German tourists wearing Bermuda shorts and nose cone sun block wandering around Haight/Ashbury looking for the parts of the 1960’s that don’t stink of urine and quasi Rastafarian homeless tie-dyed wearing teenagers trying to pass off clove cigarettes as actual drugs during lunch, or watch the sun sinking back into that same bank of fog coming back into the bay from the 3 foot by 6 foot “balcony” you share with 15 strangers who live with you in the subletted 1920’s Victorian painted in 20 different shades of purple prior to deciding which impossibly prissy celebrity chef restaurant you want to “enjoy” for the evening at dinner?

So Juventus huh? Yeah, heard of them. Pretty boss side. Won some things. Seria A…. blah, blah, blah. WHO CARES?! MY lads are in town and I’m as horny as a ten peckered owl in a hen house so get right into them you beautiful blue boys these are proper sh*te!!

Haha ...is right!

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