Lets round it up.
Mucha - 4/10 P45 for you son.
Coleman - 5/10 woeful today lad.
Heitinga - 4/10 Kone ran you into the ground today and you never got close. Sod off back to anywhere with your awful attitude.
Distin - 5/10 its all well and good pointing the finger at other markers after the corner has come in FFS. A rare player whos brain seems to have gone before his legs have.
Baines - 6/10 our superstar supreme today, first half the only player to be able to control the ball, passing was well off though.
Mirallas - 5/10 and people gave Gravesen the 'headless chicken' moniker. I'd be a billionaire now if I could find a bookie that would give me odds on our Kevin picking the wrong bleeding option every bleeding time.
Osman - 4/10 been off the pace for weeks if not months, his game requires much more energy to help quell opponents than Carsleys game ever did and so many games and knocks into the season hes simply goosed.
Neville - 0/10 Findus needs to get this nag into some microwave lasagnes ASAP !!!
Pienaar - 4/10 Bad bad bad by his standards, first touch of a wrecking ball and the passing was even worse. One of his worst games ever. Ever.
Fellaini - 3/10 petulent, started lashing out as it wasnt going his way (decisions) and basically bottled it. Not good enough from a supposed CL superstar to be.
Jelavic - 3/10 Hardly saw him except for when I noticed a blue shirt on the deck. Is he wearing Anichebes old boots?
Anichebe/Barkley/Gibson - all thrown on when the game was over, no scores for these as the damage was done to such an extent they'd have needed to raise Lazarus 3 times to make it count and Easter is miles away.
Moyes - a big fat ZERO. Instead of trying to out think the opposition just give it a go and play to our strengths instead of trying to be too clever. Its fiasco's like todays that are the noose tightening around his neck.
Embarrassing.
A pretty harsh summing up at times .... but mostly accurate.
I would pick out Pienaar for comment, and to say that if he had played the way he has for the last couple of months during the second half of last season, I doubt very much that we would have paid good money to bring him back permanently again.