Match Thread Everton v Stoke City . Saturday 12/08/2017. 15.00

[Blue Juice]

Shaqiri manages to make our team of midgets look like giants

 

[gmb]

Oh Cuco. What's the point?

 

[aazak]

Harald Schumacher

 

[riddick]

I can see Keane being our POTY

 

[Hogwild]

Am nervous whenever Shaqiri has the ball. We need someone like that.

 

[toffeejack]

dcl really should have squared that

 

[BigBlueConk]

Martina is a poor mans Hibbert

 

[Drunken Hooligan]

cuco martina is everything we feared

 

[Rook]

if we only had Rom on the end of that pass

 

[Azza]

How slow was DCL then.

 

[LinekersLegs]

There won't be a dry eye in the house after that. Mark my words.

Between the bed wetting and the tears it is like we have already have made the move to a gound built on water!

 

[Blue Juice]

Davies on Klaasen off and get some movement in the midfield

 

[Hogwild]

Calvert Lewin should have been looking for Sandro there.

 

[BigBlueConk]

we should have got Zouma on loan

 

[Tin-Tin]

DCL has to play that across