Match Thread Everton v Stoke City . Saturday 12/08/2017. 15.00

[LocalNative]

at least today he could be awful as he wants to be. Stoke are awful and are only scoring on a corner or a Shaquri wondergoal.

Sounds like us tbh

 

[navidson]

One of the crazy things is is playing 3 at the back. Ok, fair enough. If one of those CBs get injured, we have nobody to move in, do we?

Calvert-Lewin of course - It's his natural position (If you're a moon headed chancer)

 

[ProZ]

Sandro is turd, running in toffee with bricks on his feet.

 

[Jamiednm]

That would be bad, as Klaassen has been our best midfielder going forward. It should be Davies on for Rooney and Lookman on for Gueye or DCL.

Klassen has done nothing.

 

[BigBlueConk]

could be worse, could be chelsea

 

[sageyefc]

[Poor language removed] off donkey Williams

 

[Rook]

If I was given the choice for world peace or for us to stop taking short corners, I would choose world peace. However I'd have to think long and hard about it.

 

[KaiserEFC]

This is unsurprising considering we are fielding a team of centre mids and centre halves

 

[kenada_blue]

That would be bad, as Klaassen has been our best midfielder going forward. It should be Davies on for Rooney and Lookman on for Gueye or DCL.

We haven't got forward though

 

[Who's_up_for_cumpkins?]

Looks like I picked a good afternoon to take my lad town for some new tabs, instead of watching this dross?

 

[Petit]

Both Rooney and Sandro at the corner flag for a conventional corner. You couldn´t make it up.

 

[faddy the blue]

Schneiderlin off, Davies on.

Klaasen off, Mirallas on

 

[Mickey]

People on Klassen he's been our best mid while Morgs has stunk the gaff out.

 

[blue4eva77]

I'm very very worried.

We are abysmal. Jagielka playing left of a back three but can't use his left foot. His passing is atrocious.

We are so predictable and slow it's painful to watch. Hoof ball to Calvert lewin who offers nothing.

Utterly shocking first half of football

 

[KaiserEFC]

could be worse, could be chelsea

WOW.