Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Mashtray]

Are you actually though? Because at this point our ineptitude feels almost inevitable to me.

Well tbh. I'm not lying when I say that after the first goal went in. I said to myself. This going to be a dodgy 2min.

And i wasnt really angry when the last goal went in. It was like kind of expected in some messed up way

 

[Fansince1988]

Now he's done his usual 'I'm going to put in a decent performance because it's the transfer window' then someone actually buys him this window.

Please I hope someone is stupid enough to take him and Sigs off our hands, Davies would be much better imo with a decent Midfielder next to him, Delph is sort of ok and Gbamin is unknown, also we have a bit of style with Gomes.

 

[Papa Shango]

This is why the Kopites still continue to laugh at us.. Were pathetic. Carlo cant fix us.

Who cares what they think?

And everyone laughs at us...not just them!

 

[maccavennie]

Course he did. Absolute crap.

Why did we not just punt it straight to their corner flag ffs, or have some composure then punt. Useless.

Unrela levels of absolute shytery mate, the likes I ain't seen for for 20 odd years ( I remember the Oldham match where. It happened)

I'm just sick of them mate, dominated, missed chances to really kill that game but hey ho 2-0 and up to 8th. Ohhh no, we've got a knobhead in goal who looks like he's had a stripe every fkin 10 minutes and can't compose himself and then our world champion most experienced midfielder whose won medals with De Bruyne of you don't know, just floats one into nowhere cos he's [Poor language removed] scared of just slowing the ball down

Subs were ridiculous but ffs 11 fat 50 year old Everton fans would have closed that game out. Its just embarrassing, every time you think that's the bottom we've hit, it gets worse.

Fkin sick of it all

 

[Archie Knox]

Embarrassing

Don't worry mate, we can still watch Liverpool get crowned champions in about six weeks.

Pass me the kin bleach.

 

[Street end man]

We did it at Bournemouth few years ago and home to villa about 10 years ago, last minute sickeners feel like I’ve been webbed by Anthony Joshua , shouldn’t even arse me it’s a mid table Nothing game

Anthony Joshua is better than Niasse too!

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

Stopped watching after the FA Cup farce, but felt a need to comment having seen the score.

This tonight sums up this god-awful sport.

This is not Everton FC. It is a bunch of overpaid, half-arsed mercenaries who need binning asap.

Don't dwell on any of it. The season is over.
I await a huge cull in the summer and massive investment in quality.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

That's the most bizzare thing about the match. Steve Bruce was scratching his head and looking miserable because all his subs were defenders. It wasn't even tactical, he had no options.

Steve Bruce - Football Genius!

 

[ChesterBlue]

I genuinely hate Everton, to the point of wishing my old man wasn’t a blue so I never would’ve been. We are the most disgusting, pathetic and worthless premier league team in current years. We’ve wasted how much money and made how many losses, and for what? THAT? Absolutely disgraceful from the owners, to the manager, to the coaches, to the players. Just relegate us and get it over with.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Schneiderlin for me.

Which shows how much of a weird night it was.

Was good to see Kean looking so much sharper though. That should be the main talking point from tonight.

He's still got a huge amount of work to do to get back in the good books but he looked shockingly like an actual footballer for a spell in the second half. Always making himself available and some very good passing. Delph impressed as well.

Concentrating on the positives 'cos that was some next level weirdness in those final two minutes. In a way it helps in that it shows the weaknesses in the squad and hopefully ensures that cracks aren't papered over.

 

[Wat Tyler]

These dullards don’t deserve our continued support, useless hopeless

 

[Exeter_Gently]

We're actually hilarious. Am not even angry because I expect it with us. Year in,year out, battered into submission by your own Football team.

Up the Blues.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

I just dont care anymore. We could sign Messi and he would turn crap as the club is cursed with mediocrity from top to bottom.

Save wages and money and just get Dunc back and aim for 40 points every season - anything higher and these cowards just let us down.

It’s the utter lack of game management that’s infuriating. Ridiculous, careless decisions mean we’ve drawn a game we dominated. Kudos to the magpies for not giving up but we should never have even given them a glimmer of hope, and after the first goal we should really have been extra careful to grind out the win.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Jesus that was crushing. My Labrador is pissed.

Stop leaving your beer tins on the floor!

 

[matty1878]

I feel really ill if im honest. Why the goons can’t defend for a minute, is beyond me. I hope CA bins them all