Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Toffee in Jandals]

They scored with their only two attempts on target in the 94th and 95th minutes. FFS, you couldn't script it

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Jesus that was crushing. My Labrador is pissed.

 

[Gaffa]

Absolute clowns the lot of them. Why do you punish us every week like this.
never seen such a one sided game. Rather than taking foot off gas why firstly didn’t we go for a third and fourth. Then why take Bernard and Walcott off. Davies is awful.To then give the ball away straight from kick off is amateur and pathetic
Ground literally in shock. Glad you can’t wreck my weekend

 

[tokyo-toffee]

Footballs a fickle game.

Had the ref blew on 92 minutes, the players would have walked off. Standing ovation, everyone happy for arguably the best performance of the seasons. So many positives. Kean scored, Bernard was MOTM, and Calvert Lewin playing a blinder again.

It was a freak 2 minutes.

The result was sickening, but this comment is completely true. It was a freak 2 minutes. They were extremely lucky there.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I'm still shocked that its possible for us to fall apart that badly in 4 minutes.

Are you actually though? Because at this point our ineptitude feels almost inevitable to me.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory yet again. Utterly pathetic.

I just dont care anymore. We could sign Messi and he would turn crap as the club is cursed with mediocrity from top to bottom.

Save wages and money and just get Dunc back and aim for 40 points every season - anything higher and these cowards just let us down.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Schneiderlin played well.

Now he's done his usual 'I'm going to put in a decent performance because it's the transfer window' someone actually buys him this window.

 

[Tramps_mate]

This is why the Kopites still continue to laugh at us.. Were pathetic. Carlo cant fix us.

 

[chrismpw]

Formal apology.

I was sat enjoying a film tonight having forgotten we had a match. Checked my phone with about a minute to go and saw us 2 up.

As soon as I got excited and paid attention .....

Ffs everton.

 

[Baggzio]

What were they doing it hoofing it back to Newcastle after the first went in as well? At least attempt to waste some time at first, you know they’re gonna go straight back on the attack and the ref will most likely allow it for a few seconds. Honestly these players not only lack ability but some of them really do just seem to be stupid. What does it serve to give them the ball straight away again just after they’ve scored?!? Madness.

 

[Lelouch]

not even angry, Just get this season over with. Certain players need binning.

 

[zzebra]

Really hope my little lad keeps his lack of football interest up for the rest of his life for his own sake

I genuinely wish I had at his age.Apart from a couple of years in the 8Os it has had a serious detrimental effect on my life.

 

[Wat Tyler]

We did it at Bournemouth few years ago and home to villa about 10 years ago, last minute sickeners feel like I’ve been webbed by Anthony Joshua , shouldn’t even arse me it’s a mid table Nothing game

 

[Rob17896]

He was only behind the line because he'd dived back across to make a save but it got blocked. The defence are to blame.

He is a abysmal at every aspect other than shot stopping. Cant catch a cross, positioning awful, never comes out when he should, does when he should not. I am all for inclusivity but he is not mentally able to do his job.

 

[Street end man]

I'm still shocked that its possible for us to fall apart that badly in 4 minutes.

I'm not mate, used to it after half a century following this lot. At least I've not got a rabble of Kopite classmates taking the piss out of me tomorrow though. I just wish it was as easy to swap football clubs as it was wives lol