Everton v Newcastle. 30th Sep @ 20.00.

[COYB]

Everyone seems so certain weel smash these
so were gonna lose ffs, why couldn't this be today
nothing better than everton winning + going on the piss in town
coybb ! should be decent atmosphere under the lights though

 

[toffeejack]

Hi, newbie here and a Newcastle fan. Interesting match preview!

I like your forum and you seem like a good bunch of lads.

I'm looking forward to seeing Lukaku, just wish it wasn't against us. Good luck blues (lids?), I hope you don't win this game but I do hope you have a great season.




No. We all knew we were playing above our game the season before last and didn't have the squad to be able to play in Europe and the Prem the following season. The decline was worse than we hoped but it wasn't unexpected. What does make us sick is fat ashley's appointment of the clown Joe Kinnear this summer. Apart from a kid he was our only permanent purchase in the window! Brought in to do our transfer business and only managed Loic on loan ( who was always going to come anyway).

The ups and downs are part of being a magpie so no we didn't feel sick. But sadly having jokers running the club seems to be part of it too & that does make us sick.

i think it's fair to say we're both in the same boat with that one.

any links for the game?

 

[roydo]

Hi, newbie here and a Newcastle fan. Interesting match preview!

I like your forum and you seem like a good bunch of lads.

I'm looking forward to seeing Lukaku, just wish it wasn't against us. Good luck blues (lids?), I hope you don't win this game but I do hope you have a great season.




No. We all knew we were playing above our game the season before last and didn't have the squad to be able to play in Europe and the Prem the following season. The decline was worse than we hoped but it wasn't unexpected. What does make us sick is fat ashley's appointment of the clown Joe Kinnear this summer. Apart from a kid he was our only permanent purchase in the window! Brought in to do our transfer business and only managed Loic on loan ( who was always going to come anyway).

The ups and downs are part of being a magpie so no we didn't feel sick. But sadly having jokers running the club seems to be part of it too & that does make us sick.

You seem quite sane. Stick around mate. We have loads of other fans on here regularly, always interesting to get the views from outside of L4.

 

[lmurkder]

Hi, newbie here and a Newcastle fan. Interesting match preview!

I like your forum and you seem like a good bunch of lads.

I'm looking forward to seeing Lukaku, just wish it wasn't against us. Good luck blues (lids?), I hope you don't win this game but I do hope you have a great season.




No. We all knew we were playing above our game the season before last and didn't have the squad to be able to play in Europe and the Prem the following season. The decline was worse than we hoped but it wasn't unexpected. What does make us sick is fat ashley's appointment of the clown Joe Kinnear this summer. Apart from a kid he was our only permanent purchase in the window! Brought in to do our transfer business and only managed Loic on loan ( who was always going to come anyway).

The ups and downs are part of being a magpie so no we didn't feel sick. But sadly having jokers running the club seems to be part of it too & that does make us sick.

this is a message to the newcastle fans.

pardew isn't exactly flavour of the month with us due to his big mouth and deluded comments. hence he's bound to get some stick off us. in fact theres some on here myself included who buzz off getting one over pardew

 

[lmurkder]

Speaking of fixtures to come it’s a tasty morsel up next with a visit of the great north eastern travelling circus to L4. I’m gonna swerve the circus puns but you’re guaranteed freaks and thrills galore. So slap wor lass when pissed, blindside a horse and take your Big Top (sorry) off for the lads – it’s everybody’s seventh favourite club: Noocassell man.

They are prized f*cking plums. Normally we can give a walk over to some clubs with wacky fans and questionable behaviour but these jarg Scottish teds have excelled continually for years in the fine arts of beautism. They have at the heart of it all an insecure collective need for attention and love from the media and other club’s fans.

Now we see that a lot of late but Evertonians have long memories and an allergy to scrotes. So when Newcastle were busy in their glory days, snigger, of finishing second and scoring/conceding loads of goals they milked every f*cking second of it. Like a bad tit finding pure lemo for the first time, look at them f*cking go. Mr All That.

They made the mistake of trying to look down their nose at Everton who were a roasted bag of sh*te at the time, despite them winning the sum total of next to nothing and having a history of being a perennial yo yo club. They even manage to pull the wool over the eyes of many with their supposed passionate and plentiful support, forgetting that there are attendance records from when they were in the lower divisions in the seventies and eighties.

As part of this particular nauseous cocktail you can throw in modern day whopper representations like Joe Kinnear, f*cking hell imagine that as your director of football the arl pervy get, and Alan Pardew who has a long history of trying to patronise Everton only to end up looking like the inept melt he is. What’s going on with his mouth too? He looks like one of them apps where it swaps face parts of different people, he’s seemingly took the bottom half of his face off one of the Royal Family.

You’re going to encounter their travelling support who hopefully swerve turning up in fancy dress this time and as far as away fans go are amicable and not bad sort in direct comparison to when you go up there on home soil and they outnumber you five to one and pretend to be menacing. Sh*thouses. I haven’t touched on the Northumberland Police, Ant & Dec, Raoul Moat, Jimmy Nail and/or that Geordie Shore guff that your bird watches. Just [Poor language removed] right off.

But on holiday they’re actually dead sound and alright to have a bevvy with until Wor Steve does a massive cocktail in one and gets his cock out to some teenagers while his wife reverts to default dirt behaviour and noshes off Wazim behind the bar. Do you pity Sunderland? Granted they don’t have to share a city with them but at least Edinburgh to the north and Carlisle to the west have sufficient space crap one laned A-roads to stem the flow.


Its sh*te having to wait until Monday for this game but its another evening game under floodlights which should enable a moody Goodison more hostile than a luxury mall in Africa.

Speaking of that, can you see a militant group pulling that off in St Johns? Me neither, they’d either be had off by the roaming groups of truanting teenage scals or walk out of there pacified by a pair of borderline moody Adidas Beckenbauer after being charmed by the personable lids on the stalls. “Yeah I know lad its bang on that Palestine like but these will go boss with a pair of dark jeans. Try them on if you like lad, half the price of JD.”


I can't see the midweek cup defeat taking too much out of the team but away from the poor cheap stereotyping and dismissing of Newcastle’s team it will be another tough task. They are set up nicely to play Everton on the counter and will be hungry for a result.

Three wins on the bounce however would send us into October far prettier than we usually are and as has been noted too many times in these samey previews; momentum is a peculiar driving force in football. Its far too early to be eyeing places or prizes in the season so on a game to game basis a simple wish is get f*cking right into these Everton.

seriously laughed and agreed with all of that.

 

[Superhans1878]

Boss preview. Hope we smash these, can't stand them and their supposed boss fans, Kopites of the North

 

[deipnosophist]

Chico, mate, I say this every week and I mean it every week: THANK YOU

 

[deipnosophist]

off topic but I have just been on red café...manure fans are spewing!!

 

[deipnosophist]

With the intriguing results so far this weekend, Everton can really put a cat amongst the pigeons with another win on Monday

 

[bluestevon]

The love of his life was Spuggie, but she ran off with the Yewtree fella who ran the Grove. He has never forgiven them for it.

LOL when i was at Uni like 15 years ago that spuggy bird was working in a bar in sunderland where all the barmaids where on rollerskates and wore like bunny girl costumes, pure munter she was, some of the other birds working their where well fit though ;p

 

[Brennan]

We'll go at least 4th if we win on Monday, 3rd if Liverpool lose or draw.

 

[Eggs]

....other results only matter if we can take advantage. We've all been here before, lets just hope on this occasion.

 

[NUFC-Fan]

THIS IS A QUESTION FOR NEWCASTLE FANS:

How does it feel and how do you feel about Alan Pardew having you fighting for champions league one season and relegation the next? Look at you's now, does it make you feel sick?

You should be able to relate I think. You have had similar situations under Moyes, particularly in his early years.

While last season was pretty terrible (apart from the Europa League), the main reason for it was the huge amount of injuries we suffered, and our squad was alread pretty small. This season it is unlikely that we will have those injuries again, and we have improved our squad with the January signings and Remy in the summer. So I think we can do pretty well this season so long as we stay away from major injuries, hopefully we can aim to challenge for top 8.

 

[Goat]

Whats it like having a pyar rapist in the squad mate?

 

[NUFC-Fan]

this is a message to the newcastle fans.

pardew isn't exactly flavour of the month with us due to his big mouth and deluded comments. hence he's bound to get some stick off us. in fact theres some on here myself included who buzz off getting one over pardew

You do know that that quote from Alan Pardew which has seemingly upset so many Everton fans has been totally misinterpreted? He was not talking about performance or anything, but just ability to retain players and not have to sell them.

This is the actual quote:

Forget about Everton and Aston Villa, we have put ourselves in a similar position to Arsenal. The one security I have is that Mike Ashley is a difficult seller. He is not going to let someone go for £7m, he is going to want top, top money.

And then this is what he said after the match:

Congratulations to Arsenal and Spurs because they deserve to finish above us. We’ve made a huge leap into that group and I hope we face the same level of expectation next season. To finish above Chelsea and Everton, and they are going to feature next season with that front two (Jelavic and Fellaini), is a tough ask but we are looking forward to it”.