Everton v Newcastle. 30th Sep @ 20.00.

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Quality that lid.

Newcastle... Filthiest women in this fair land. If you don't get a fook down the market on a Saturday night you might as well give up pet.


night games, floodlights and a baying pack of bluenoses should see us winning this at a canter.


3-0 to the tricky blues.



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Nice one Chico top notch as always bud. Would personally like to see McCarthy paired with Barry from the off. Rest of the team pretty much picks itself. I'll be shocked if Naismith doesn't start and on balance it's probably deserved.
Deulofeu and Gibson on the bench with Joel, Oveido, Stones, Jelavic and Heitinga. Kone still not ready?

3-1 Mirallas, Lukaku and a late Deulofeu solo effort. Remy for them, probably making it 1-1 so we all fume for a bit. COYB
 
517 - 1 to Everton.

You can bring it to the Geordies, I must say there azul.

COYB. The jersey won't be on my wage slave carcass, and my love will be separated from her trusty bassoon.

It's all up to you, Everton. Get into this bunch of ****e.
 
Newcastle...

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EV-ER-TON
 
Back in 1984, after graduating with a Masters degree in physical biochemistry from Auckland University, I headed off to London (via the Para Regiment....long story , don't ask). Wham was the big pop group around at the time and this Geordie lass invited me to accompany her to their finale at Wembley. Now, I was no virgin, but that girl knew things that literally blew me away. So, I have a soft (ironically) spot for the Geordies.
Regardless of personal nostalgics, I think we'll win this 3-1. But, Jesus!....those Geordie girls are something. I am still fixated with the dominatrix fetish!!
 
You had to slip in a pic of Duncan in stripes didn't you?

10 out of 10 for the pics. 10 out 10 for the insults. 6 out of 10 for the soccer talk.

Everton by 2 touchdowns in this one.
 
I have a feeling we're going to absolutely destroy these....usually with us that means a freak loss though.

Still 4-0 Everton.
 
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