Everton v Newcastle. 15th March at 16.00.

[streeky]

I just like players playing their proper positions and having two wingers would be nice just once this season

we don't have a left winger

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

*JUST PREPPING COPY FOR LATER*

'...after a mere 11 minutes and an astonishing 98.7% sideways possession the EVERTON players again, it seemed, decided to abandon all managerial instruction and simply set about being themselves; namely a deftly talented, free-flowing footballing team. Make no bones about it, once the shackles of faff were abandoned - (again?) - this was a fine & much needed victory... and the only thing distracting from it was their small Spanish manager who - weeping, breaking & utterly befuddled - chose to watch the entire second half from a seat in the Family Enclosure, forlornly dabbing his eyes with Jamon Iberico..Tasty...'

*FILED*

 

[bluemangroup]

we don't have a left winger

thats like saying John Stones is a right back

 

[streeky]

You are lucky im on my phone lad, can somebody gif this for me, just search disgusted gif and post any, cheers.

Lucky me, PHEW

 

[bluemangroup]

*JUST PREPPING COPY FOR LATER*

'...after a mere 11 minutes and an astonishing 98.7% sideways possession the EVERTON players again, it seemed, decided to abandon all managerial instruction and simply set about being themselves; namely a deftly talented, free-flowing footballing team. Make no bones about it, once the shackles of faff were abandoned - (again?) - this was a fine & much needed victory... and the only thing distracting from it was their small Spanish manager who - weeping, breaking & utterly befuddled - chose to watch the entire second half from a seat in the Family Enclosure, forlornly dabbing his eyes with Jamon Iberico..Tasty...'

*FILED*

Side splitting that like

 

[maccavennie]

Don't worry - Everton are here to help.

Bloody hell I quit smoking a year ago so I could start to enjoy going the games again without a smoke and now they bloody go and do this. Oh well, I guess I will still trial it out with other smokers but just not smoke myself.

 

[Bally1960]

Martinez saying Newcastle have huge individual talent lol [Poor language removed] up martinez you clown just worry about sorting our team out

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

Side splitting that like

Thanks man, you've made me feel special. An' that.

 

[streeky]

thats like saying John Stones is a right back

Obviously a bad idea by me then, just thought mirallas is never a left winger he just runs inside into traffic, and garbutt is playing well , would give us some cover for our LB which we have lacked all season and put's in a lovely ball with his left. We could always wait until the last game of the season and maybe pienaar will turn up.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

Bloody hell I quit smoking a year ago so I could start to enjoy going the games again without a smoke and now they bloody go and do this. Oh well, I guess I will still trial it out with other smokers but just not smoke myself.

....so, you gonna buy ten or twenty on the way down like? I'm gonna put a pack in all me pockets, just to be on the safe side.

 

[bluemangroup]

Obviously a bad idea by me then, just thought mirallas is never a left winger he just runs inside into traffic, and garbutt is playing well , would give us some cover for our LB which we have lacked all season and put's in a lovely ball with his left. We could always wait until the last game of the season and maybe pienaar will turn up.

Kev cuts in which makes space for an overlapping full back. I just want to trial this radical two wingers idea i had. It could work

 

[zandvoort blue]

Any team news?

 

[ijjysmith]

Any team news?

A little early mate.

Usually an hour before kick off.

 

[Ring master]

Any team news?

Barrys not playing lol

 

[streeky]

Kev cuts in which makes space for an overlapping full back. I just want to trial this radical two wingers idea i had. It could work

Then spends the next 5 minutes admiring his fantastic run while our LB has 2 to deal with as usual.