Everton v Newcastle. 15th March at 16.00.

[bluemangroup]

Then spends the next 5 minutes admiring his fantastic run while our LB has 2 to deal with as usual.

He ain't perfect but he's one of our best attacking threats even when he half arses it

 

[streeky]

He ain't perfect but he's one of our best attacking threats even when he half arses it

Agreed, I hope the real kev can turn up for our remaining games, we need him.

 

[chicoazul]

Thanks man, you've made me feel special. An' that.

Let me tell you, they're a tough audience this.

 

[chicoazul]

Any team news?

Coming right up mate, let me check twitter.

 

[maccavennie]

....so, you gonna buy ten or twenty on the way down like? I'm gonna put a pack in all me pockets, just to be on the safe side.

Smoking and football, what a lovely combination that used to be.

Get up have a cigarette
Check outside for weather and which way wind is blowing - westerly breeze = Everton win so have a cigarette to celebrate.
Lucky underpants slightly soiled but will do for another match, have a cigarette to celebrate.
Head to game, 2 cigarettes to pass the time whilst walking across Stanley park.
Buy a programme, investing my hard earned cash in Everton so surely that deserves a smoke before entering the ground.
Get in the stadium, what a boss sight,still 20 minutes to kick off so need to calm the nerves with a couple of smokes.
Then just like a bus that runs every 15 minutes, light up a smoke because that's just how I roll.
Half time sneak another 2 in.
2nd half repeat like the 1st half.
Full time, have a smoke safe in the knowledge that it's a well earned smoke from all my hard work of booing and slagging off anything in Royal Blue that hasn't played like Pele.
Chips eaten in between another 2 cigarettes and then home to discuss my day at the game and how many cigarettes I've smoked and it's all Evertons fault why I have to go and buy another 20 deck.

Yep, thems were the days mate.

 

[bluemangroup]

Let me tell you, they're a tough audience this.

Or you're not very good

 

[neil999]

I am currently writing a novel about my experiences on GOT, bit of a tearjerker..

 

[chicoazul]

@everton team news #evenew EFC team are: Howard, Coleman, Jagielka, Alcaraz, Oviedo, Besic, Osman, Naismith, Barkley, Lennon, Kone #coyb

 

[scratchnsurf]

Coming right up mate, let me check twitter.

Translation - making it right up, let me get the balance correct between bordering on believability and creating maximum fume.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

I think that we will lose today, go out of Europe and get beat by QPR next week.

COYB

 

[scratchnsurf]

@everton team news #evenew EFC team are: Howard, Coleman, Jagielka, Alcaraz, Oviedo, Besic, Osman, Naismith, Barkley, Lennon, Kone #coyb

Perfect balance struck there.

 

[maccavennie]

Why has Peter Beardsley only got 38 votes yet Ant and Dec have managed to blag 19 mugs to vote for them? What's the matter with you people, you crazy wild!!

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Team prediction

Howard
Coleman Jagielka Stones Garbutt
Gibson McCarthy
Lennon Osman Naismith
Lukaku

 

[hetion]

Team prediction

Howard
Coleman Jagielka Stones Garbutt
Gibson McCarthy
Lennon Osman Naismith
Lukaku

Very likely this I think. Maybe Barkley will start and make way for Osman later though as he's an excellent sub.

 

[tim cahill]

@everton team news #evenew EFC team are: Howard, Coleman, Jagielka, Alcaraz, Oviedo, Besic, Osman, Naismith, Barkley, Lennon, Kone #coyb

No joel?? FFS!

BOOOOOOO!