toffee matt
Player Valuation: £60m
KopiteI think that we will lose today, go out of Europe and get beat by QPR next week.
COYB
KopiteI think that we will lose today, go out of Europe and get beat by QPR next week.
COYB
I think that we will lose today, go out of Europe and get beat by QPR next week.
COYB
Smoking and football, what a lovely combination that used to be.
Get up have a cigarette
Check outside for weather and which way wind is blowing - westerly breeze = Everton win so have a cigarette to celebrate.
Lucky underpants slightly soiled but will do for another match, have a cigarette to celebrate.
Head to game, 2 cigarettes to pass the time whilst walking across Stanley park.
Buy a programme, investing my hard earned cash in Everton so surely that deserves a smoke before entering the ground.
Get in the stadium, what a boss sight,still 20 minutes to kick off so need to calm the nerves with a couple of smokes.
Then just like a bus that runs every 15 minutes, light up a smoke because that's just how I roll.
Half time sneak another 2 in.
2nd half repeat like the 1st half.
Full time, have a smoke safe in the knowledge that it's a well earned smoke from all my hard work of booing and slagging off anything in Royal Blue that hasn't played like Pele.
Chips eaten in between another 2 cigarettes and then home to discuss my day at the game and how many cigarettes I've smoked and it's all Evertons fault why I have to go and buy another 20 deck.
Yep, thems were the days mate.
Nah these aren't all that.I would take a point now.
Smoking & EVERTON =
WIMBLEDON game, woke up on the Sunday, ale sodden & with an index finger yellow as a corn cob. Gave up that very day.
*started again not long after*
Commitment that.
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