Woops, posted this in the wrong thread! What a tit.
Zee Rfus Ratings
Howard - 6. Some good saves but some shaky moments too. A microcosm of his season, then.
Hibbert - 8. Proper bummed Malouda all day long. Is right, Ton'.
Jags - 7.5. The rock at the back, that makes me hard in the sack. Missed a great chance to score early on though.
Distin - 8. Le sex was le sexy.
Baines - 8. Fantastic defending and some positive attacking play. YET AGAIN vs Chelsea, he outperformed The Best LB in the World™.
Coleman - 6. Decent. The red was shocking by the ref; influenced by Chelsea and their scumbag diving players.
Heitinga - 7. Impressive, and a good way to end his Everton career if he is to be sold.
Rodwell - 7. Solid on the ball and showed some good pace, too.
Arteta - 8.5 MOTM. That's more like it tets. Just like his old self, albeit in an understated way; calm in possession and distributed intelligently. He was there, pulling the strings -- as captain -- and well, we won. And dominated the game. Even with 10 men. So he did excellently.
Osman - 8. Yet another class performance from 2011's best Everton player.
Beckford - 7.5. Missed a great chance, but made up for it spectacularly. Whilst he was a bit fortunate, he was strong, quick, intelligent, calm and downright sexy in the way he buried it.
Anichebe - 6. Good strength, poor decision making. As of now he is still all brawns and no brains.
Cahill - N/A
Moylez - 8. A good formation to start (shock horror) and some positive play. I have to ask why on earth he didn't take this approach against the lesser teams of late (Wigan, West Brom). But anyway, he got it spot on today. He got us so psyched and so well organised that we still managed to win despite playing 1/3 of the game with 10 men. Kudos, Ginge.
Ref - 1. Shocking. Embarrassing. What a tit.
A good way to end the season, but alas it cements our thoughts for the next few months; "What could have been?"