Everton transfer window - disaster scenario

[everton1953]

We are doomed which should please more than a few on here.

 

[peteblue]

- Gana leaves and Brands is unable to sign anyone
- Silva resigns in a huff and Brands leaves in disgrace, both replaced by Mark Hughes
- Putin is toppled and Mosh and Usmanov’s treachery is revealed, their billions are confiscated and they end up in prison.
- Club fails to make payroll. It goes into administration and is deducted enough points to get relegated while all their employees starve.
- Club does a Bolton.
- Bramley-Moore obviously does not get built. Goodison deteriorates due to lack of funds for upkeep and a collapse of the Gwladys during a match kills thousands.
- RS fans co-opt the tragedy with a hashtag as they win the next 8 Champions Leagues in a row.
- Sandro still will not take a pay cut to go play somewhere else.

I think you are exaggerating about Sandro though.....

 

[peteblue]

Gonna hold my hand up and admit I've never read a single word of any of his updates.
Soz @Eggs but there's enough guff posted here without the need for a daily guff update.

Just let us know when we've signed someone xxx

We have a daily guff update ?......