Everton transfer window - disaster scenario

[coollino]

Eggs repeats the final days rumours forever at 6:59am, gets 32 likes and it leads to 26 of the likers being single as they forgot to say good morning to their new born child.

 

[orly]

Eggs repeats the final days rumours forever at 6:59am, gets 32 likes and it leads to 26 of the likers being single as they forgot to say good morning to their new born child.

Oh god that would be a true hell

 

[billyblue80]

Can't believe we won't at least make three signings but it's all far from ideal. And totally Everton

 

[Bungle]

Injuries and lack of signings force a forward 3 of Bolasie/Tosun/Mirallas with Leon Osman drafted in to make up the numbers. Osman destroys morale by grassing on Digne, Bernard, Richarlison and Gomes, meaning they all hand in transfer requests to be actioned in January.

Liquidation.

 

[orly]

Injuries and lack of signings force a forward 3 of Bolasie/Tosun/Mirallas with Leon Osman drafted in to make up the numbers. Osman destroys morale by grassing on Digne, Bernard, Richarlison and Gomes, meaning they all hand in transfer requests to be actioned in January.

Liquidation.

Scary stuff, good scenario

 

[donny]

First 3 points are relevant the rest extremely hypothetical at best.

 

[blulouie]

Marco takes a job in China 7th August stating club didnt match his ambitions.

Unsy and Osman take the reigns.

 

[john jako]

Injuries and lack of signings force a forward 3 of Bolasie/Tosun/Mirallas with Leon Osman drafted in to make up the numbers. Osman destroys morale by grassing on Digne, Bernard, Richarlison and Gomes, meaning they all hand in transfer requests to be actioned in January.

Liquidation.

Ossie would do alright behind Tosun to be fair. Better than that Icelandic yard dog.

 

[COYBL25]

Marco takes a job in China 7th August stating club didnt match his ambitions.

Unsy and Osman take the reigns.

As No 2 and 3 to Allardyce lol

 

[donny]

As No 2 and 3 to Allardyce lol

Don't forget little Sammy he surely would be 2or 3.

 

[ah11984]

Daniel Nii Tackie Mensah Wellbeck.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Andy Carroll on a free.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

- Gana leaves and Brands is unable to sign anyone
- Silva resigns in a huff and Brands leaves in disgrace, both replaced by Mark Hughes
- Putin is toppled and Mosh and Usmanov’s treachery is revealed, their billions are confiscated and they end up in prison.
- Club fails to make payroll. It goes into administration and is deducted enough points to get relegated while all their employees starve.
- Club does a Bolton.
- Bramley-Moore obviously does not get built. Goodison deteriorates due to lack of funds for upkeep and a collapse of the Gwladys during a match kills thousands.
- RS fans co-opt the tragedy with a hashtag as they win the next 8 Champions Leagues in a row.
- Sandro still will not take a pay cut to go play somewhere else.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Deadline day

Announce the signing of another 3 youth prospects to maintain that grip on the U23 league
2 loans for the first team, one each from West Ham & Watford's respective deadwood piles
Welcome back Big Vic on a free

 

[orly]

- Gana leaves and Brands is unable to sign anyone
- Silva resigns in a huff and Brands leaves in disgrace, both replaced by Mark Hughes
- Putin is toppled and Mosh and Usmanov’s treachery is revealed, their billions are confiscated and they end up in prison.
- Club fails to make payroll. It goes into administration and is deducted enough points to get relegated while all their employees starve.
- Club does a Bolton.
- Bramley-Moore obviously does not get built. Goodison deteriorates due to lack of funds for upkeep and a collapse of the Gwladys during a match kills thousands.
- RS fans co-opt the tragedy with a hashtag as they win the next 8 Champions Leagues in a row.
- Sandro still will not take a pay cut to go play somewhere else.

Excellent effort