Everton transfer window - disaster scenario

[orly]

Hello frandelinos

Bit mad in the Transfer Window thread and generous (and kind) site owner Mr @GrandOldTeam .com has suggested we start more threads.

What is your (moderately realistic so no nuclear weapon hitting Finch Farm ffs) transfer window disaster scenario from this point onwards?

My run of events would be:

- we sell Gana tomorrow
- fail to get a replacement
- knowing we have £52m+ other targets suddenly become grossly overpriced and we shrewdly decide not to pay a premium
- Marco Ssssssilva reacts to tonight's statement by starting Niasse, Davies, DCL, Walcott, Pennington and Fraser-Lewis Hornby in the final pre-season game
- we get pumped 5-0 and Coleman and Digne are injured
-Marco resigns in a huff
-Rico, hearing about a Barca / United bid and separated from Silva, agitates for a move and gets it
- kean signs a new deal at Juve
- DCL keeps the number 9 and signs a five year deal.

All hypothetical but surely more likely than us signing 5 quality new players in 9 days?

Have YOUR say below.

 

[Izzy1878]

Not signing Odemwingie in the last hour.

 

[Connor]

Palace 3-0 - Everton, Zaha hat-trick

 

[street end]

Palace 5-0 Everton.
Zaha hatrick and they still get tosun and McCarthy who both score

 

[nsno-chris]

Tom Davies inherits captaincy on a full time basis

 

[Goat]

We sell Rico and Digne, Silva resigns, we appoint Unsworth on a 7 year contract.

 

[orly]

Palace 3-0 - Everton, Zaha hat-trick

Palace 5-0 Everton.
Zaha hatrick and they still get tosun and McCarthy who both score

Lads the window closes BEFORE the game ffs

Read the info minges.

Well done everyone else xx

 

[Connor]

Lads the window closes BEFORE the game ffs

Read the info minges.

Well done everyone else xx

SO

 

[nsno-chris]

We sell Rico and Digne, Silva resigns, we appoint Unsworth on a 7 year contract.

RHINO
RHINO
RHINO

 

[street end]

Lads the window closes BEFORE the game ffs

Read the info minges.

Well done everyone else xx

Yeah, they could sign tomorrow for them....

 

[orly]

Yeah, they could sign tomorrow for them....

Ok, you half got it

 

[davek]

Its already a disaster. No settled team in the pre-season and we'll enter the new season all over the shop with a few new faces to bed in.

 

[orly]

Its already a disaster. No settled team in the pre-season and we'll enter the new season all over the shop with a few new faces to bed in.

This is your disaster scenario already??

Operation YellowWhammer

 

[donny]

RHINO
RHINO
RHINO

 

[Stan Lee Park]

I know it's late, but I really don't understand anything posted on this thread.
Are you all intoxicated?