Everton Transfer Thread - Summer 2020

[DaChunk]

Delighted Walcott is off. Should never have been signed in the first place.

Shame how it went in the end. Deffo time to ship him off now though look like even his pace is slowly starting to go. Thought he was horrific when we brought him on Saturday.

 

[Kure]

Sure Agbhonlar come out the womb snarling.

 

[Bluewolf]

He may not be here either lol

Isn't that the guy that does impersonations on the BBC?

 

[Lelouch]

It really isn’t though, as his annual amortisation cost is £0.

We can dress it up how we want, His return does not warrant 100k plus a week in wages.

 

[Big_nev]

Bernard is more than good enough to be part of our squad if not first choice.

There’s always been a thing with him and Carlo though, he’s never quite liked him has he.

Clash of styles, Carlo in a razor sharp suit with a lovely well combed side part, probably smells absolutely amazing. Bernard fresh off Bold Street with his fingerless gloves asking for ''any spare change lad?''

 

[Paris]

Shame how it went in the end. Deffo time to ship him off now though look like even his pace is slowly starting to go. Thought he was horrific when we brought him on Saturday.

He's just a player who flatters to deceive, I've never seen the big deal with him tbh

 

[Bluewolf]

It's Baklava you bloody philistines

Sounds like hippy talk to me, wherever happened to some good old fashioned jam filled sponge cake!

 

[sir_christoffee]

What time does the window shut lads?

1700 for domestic transfers and 2300 for international

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

We can dress it up how we want, His return does not warrant 100k plus a week in wages.

It’s not dressing anything up though.

If we’d paid £15m for him on a 3 yr deal and paid him £75k a week, he’d be costing us way more p.a. & yet you’d have never mentioned his supposed ‘value’ in the discussion.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

Isn't that the guy that does impersonations on the BBC?

looks a bit like him

 

[Kure]

Clash of styles, Carlo in a razor sharp suit with a lovely well combed side part, probably smells absolutely amazing. Bernard fresh off Bold Street with his fingerless gloves asking for ''any spare change lad?''

He's just too small for this league, Spain or Italy would suit him better.

 

[Connor]

SIGN A STRIKER FFS

 

[Blue Shoes]

Good lord Agbonlahor is only 33?? Looks like he’s had a full coaching career already

Did he score yesterday v Liverpool? Everyone else did

 

[maccavennie]

SIGN A STRIKER FFS

Oumar is patiently waiting next to his gold plated telephone for the call.

 

[sir_christoffee]

He's just too small for this league, Spain or Italy would suit him better.

perfect for a midgets 5 a side league