Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Baines' left foot]

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Sign him up mosh lad.

Be more use than niasse

SIGN THEN WOMAN UP AS SELL SHE COULD COULD DO A JOB AHAHAHAHA WOT YOU RECKON LADS? RECKON SHE'D BE A SAFE PAIR OF HANDS I'VE GOT SUMFIN SHE CUD GET HER HANDS ON IF YOU KNOW WOT I'M SAYING LADS.

 

[sageyefc]

SIGN THEN WOMAN UP AS SELL SHE COULD COULD DO A JOB AHAHAHAHA WOT YOU RECKON LADS? RECKON SHE'D BE A SAFE PAIR OF HANDS I'VE GOT SUMFIN SHE CUD GET HER HANDS ON IF YOU KNOW WOT I'M SAYING LADS.

Bruh?????

 

[Connor]

Speaking of kids from Aleti.

Saul.

ALLEZ ALLEZ OH

WE WANT SAUL FC

85 MILLION AIN'T HE

 

[malfosse]

SIGN THEN WOMAN UP AS SELL SHE COULD COULD DO A JOB AHAHAHAHA WOT YOU RECKON LADS? RECKON SHE'D BE A SAFE PAIR OF HANDS I'VE GOT SUMFIN SHE CUD GET HER HANDS ON IF YOU KNOW WOT I'M SAYING LADS.

I know the breasts could have confused you mate, but that's not a woman, it's Ronaldo.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

Yarmolenkoff.
Arsed? No, me neither.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Yarmolenkoff.
Arsed? No, me neither.

hahahahahhahahahahahah.... hahahahahahahaha.

Lets be perfectly honest, that would be absolutely typical Everton.

 

[Hibbertinho]

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...rpool-fc-transfer-rumours-yarmolenko-11254023

Andriy Yarmolenko makes an appearance on the Liverpool transfer rumours for a change


The rumour mill has been a real trouble-making scamp today.

Because it suggests Liverpool may be about to gazump Everton over Andriy Yarmolenko .

To be fair, it's not entirely plucked out of thin air.

Not least because the Dynamo Kiev forward's agent, Vadim Shablii, has taken to social media to show everybody where he's been.

At Liverpool, would be the answer.

Shablii has a bit of previous for this, mind, forever posting photos of the prominent football personalities he has met and the famous venues he has visited.

Which of course other football agents don't normally see.





Another Everton-related tale now, with reports in Spain claiming the Reds are in for a former Blue.

It's said Jurgen Klopp is looking to sign Valencia's highly-rated Germany international centre-back Shkodran Mustafi from Valencia.

SuperDeporte journalist Dani Moreno told Radio Esport Valencia: “Liverpool will come this Sunday to see a player at VCF, for Mustafi.
“They will negotiate because they want to sign.”

David Moyes signed Mustafi for Everton as a youngster but the defender made one substitute appearance before joining Sampdoria and then helping Germany win the World Cup in 2014.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

Yarmolenko is thinking to himself 'hmm, should I go work with one of the worlds best up-and-coming managers in an exciting new project or some backwards, deluded, clown hell bent on destroying the team moral and spirit of a once great club'.

 

[Ashtonian]

ALLEZ ALLEZ OH

WE WANT SAUL FC

85 MILLION AIN'T HE

I can imagine how that negotiation would go eh?

Everton- We would like to make an offer to sign your player Saul.

Athletico- I don't know if you can Mr everton rep.

Everton- what do you mean? We are very interested in signing him ?

Athletico- Well I guess you BETTER CALL SAUL!!!!!

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

@ijjysmith

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

HAVE SOME OF THAT HENDERSON, YA KOPITE SCUM BAG!!!

*Leigh Griffiths after scoring his hat trick at Anfield*

Make it happen!

 

[ijjysmith]

@ijjysmith

DIE

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Dying to see him in an Everton shirt

I think he'll slot at least 20 for us next season

Great player whose head looks like a thumb. This amuses me. I am Ijjy. Lolz

Agree with the first two lines mate, not sure the third one is that relevant, but hey-ho

 

[ijjysmith]

Agree with the first two lines mate, not sure the third one is that relevant, but hey-ho

So FLAGGED it's unreal

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

So FLAGGED it's unreal

Love you