Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[orly]

Need a keeper don't we?

May as well go and get the best.

#WillkommenManuel

#BienvenidoWilly

 

[FTY]

Just putting it out there

Oliver Torres's release clause is only €22 mil, we've got that in change now ffs, please make it happen.

Del Barkley Torres
-----Lukaku------

 

[Goat]

Just putting it out there

Oliver Torres's release clause is only €22 mil, we've got that in change now ffs, please make it happen.

Del Barkley Torres
-----Lukaku------

Hes utter Pony lad.

 

[FTY]

Hes utter Pony lad.

Whaaaat?

He's like a boss little Iniesta

 

[FTY]

Could thread a ball through a cat's arsehole with a side foot

 

[Goat]

Whaaaat?

He's like a boss little Iniesta

He would get anally violated in this league, hes a lil bish.

 

[FTY]

He would get anally violated in this league, hes a lil bish.

Always a danger with these players yeah, he'd defo need time to settle

 

[Goat]

Always a danger with these players yeah, he'd defo need time to settle

We aint time for some jarg lil [Poor language removed] bish to grow a pair, just buy more Besics.

 

[Connor]

Speaking of kids from Aleti.

Saul.

 

[Goat]

He doesnt play in a position we need, hes a number 10 and we have the boy Ross and Tajahahahahai.

We need a number 8.

 

[USABlue]

We need a number 8.

Mate we don't need to know your drive thru McDonald's order, we need players

 

[FTY]

He doesnt play in a position we need, hes a number 10 and we have the boy Ross and Tajahahahahai.

We need a number 8.

Plays as like a number 10 on the left of a 4 for Atletico, think 09 Pienaar. Reckon he'd be perfect but opinions innit

 

[Neiziro]

Why don't we just make Barca B our feeder club?

 

[Smithy89]

Oliver Torres is far from Pony.. Be a great singing.! He was brilliant for Porto in the CL last season and is no more light weight than players like Silva, Mata and Coutinho etc..

Also instead of Yarmo I'd much rather we went for Brahimi from Porto

 

[FTY]

Why don't we just make Barca B our feeder club?

We're in the money now mate.

Why don't we make Barca our feeder club?