Jeez have you seen the song they had at the Arse???
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The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
It's laughable the argument some fans are putting forward saying he is too old! Ha!
He is 28. Twenty eight! He does not have the body composition of Paul Gascoigne! He will still be a decent player in 5 years and if we get a good 5 and a half seasons out of him that is money...well...spent.
He is 28. Twenty eight! He does not have the body composition of Paul Gascoigne! He will still be a decent player in 5 years and if we get a good 5 and a half seasons out of him that is money...well...spent.
billy bluestar
Player Valuation: £950k
Still think he’s crap. Might prove me wrong, but I doubt it. The quality in Everton’s squad worryingly, seems to be heading in the wrong trajectory.....
MACCA75
Player Valuation: £70m
How’s this working out for you?
I'd say he is sick of Everton already. Nearest player to him is somewhere down the East Lancs road most of the time
Get him in, he scored 19 last season he’ll bang them in for us
Everton shots on target last 6 games = 5
Arsenal shots on target today = 8
Everton shots on target last 6 games = 5
Arsenal shots on target today = 8
He must be stood there, watching the ball sail aimlessly out of the back and be thinking " what the F have I done " ?
should have went to Bournemouth, at least he’d get service and not be concerned with getting back into a 8 at the back
Dirty Dutch
Player Valuation: £1m
Typical panic buy. Average player.
Blue Juice
Player Valuation: £25m
Stands so wide to create space then as soon as he receives it everyone proceeds to actively run away from him.
Not totally sure what we bought him for, not totally sure why he wanted to come and join in this abysmal mess
Not totally sure what we bought him for, not totally sure why he wanted to come and join in this abysmal mess
irishgoose
Player Valuation: £15m
silly
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