icburns
pyar sauced
I have to agree here. There's something about Wigan that makes me inexplicably fond of them.
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I have to agree here. There's something about Wigan that makes me inexplicably fond of them.
Agree on Newcastle, liked them last season cos of the squad they built and Cabaye seemed to boss every game he was in alongside Tiote, then I seen on twitter Newcastle fans thinking they could win the Champions League in the next couple of years. Geordie Shores class though
I'd agree with this. I live in Manchester and by and large United fans are more knowledgeable than their City counterparts.
Villa fans have always wound me up for some reason, their stupid songs, the way they dress, the fat that their fans genuinely believe they're a bigger club than us because they won a similar amount of league titles but also won the European Cup and the double.
Nobody can name the Villa side that won the league in 81 and the EC the year after but our side in the mid 80s trips off the tongue for anyone with a passing knowledge of football - Southall, Psycho PAt, Ratcliffe, Bracewell, Reid, Gary Stevens, Andy Gray, Sharp, Trevor Steven... compare that with Nigel Spink and Gary Shaw.
Also they won the double in the 19th century.
Waffling now but yeah, can't stand them.
Leeds fans deserve a mention as well. I'm half Leeds too, on my mum's side but **** me, they're utter bellends.
If I could be bothered, I could find a reason to hate every team in the league. I support Everton I dislike everyone else.
Ian Wilsons hair gel
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Arsenal - Actually don't mind them. I like the way Wenger does it his way. Pretty football.
Aston Villa -liked them growing up, the days of Gary Shaw and Peter Withe but have never forgiven that 6-2.
Chelsea - Mixed views probably due to supporting them in the many games vrs that lot!
Fulham - Allways handy for selling players who we don't want to.
Man City -Pity a lot of the fans now seem to echo the views of Hughes and that Idiot in charge now.
Man Unites - Quite like them and the fans seem mostly sound.
Newcastle - Utterly deluded with this big club thing and for having to watch the likes of Ferguson, Speed, Bracewell in that silly stipey top!
Norwich - That Van den hauwe goal 1987!
QPR - Doesn't seem that long ago they were on astro turf.
Reading - Quite near to where I live so may well go to the Madejski Stadium to watch us play away.
Southampton - Tricky one this, I used to have a bit of a soft spot for them when I were a lad. Another "local club" so can see us away.
Stoke - That long throw really annoyed me, also cant stand Huth!
Sunderland - What's with them changing players numbers randomly each season!
Swansea - Seem mostly ok. all tho don't think I know any fans??
Tottenham - Allway's seemed to have a few class players and flatter to deceive for a few games each season. Fans seem to go a bit OTT about how good the team is. Glad Arry has gone now.
WBA - No opinion at all!!
West Ham - Quite like the hammers, still think frank mcavennie!
Wigan - Wigan is one of the four oldest boroughs in Lancashire!
Aston Villa -liked them growing up, the days of Gary Shaw and Peter Withe but have never forgiven that 6-2.
Chelsea - Mixed views probably due to supporting them in the many games vrs that lot!
Fulham - Allways handy for selling players who we don't want to.
Man City -Pity a lot of the fans now seem to echo the views of Hughes and that Idiot in charge now.
Man Unites - Quite like them and the fans seem mostly sound.
Newcastle - Utterly deluded with this big club thing and for having to watch the likes of Ferguson, Speed, Bracewell in that silly stipey top!
Norwich - That Van den hauwe goal 1987!
QPR - Doesn't seem that long ago they were on astro turf.
Reading - Quite near to where I live so may well go to the Madejski Stadium to watch us play away.
Southampton - Tricky one this, I used to have a bit of a soft spot for them when I were a lad. Another "local club" so can see us away.
Stoke - That long throw really annoyed me, also cant stand Huth!
Sunderland - What's with them changing players numbers randomly each season!
Swansea - Seem mostly ok. all tho don't think I know any fans??
Tottenham - Allway's seemed to have a few class players and flatter to deceive for a few games each season. Fans seem to go a bit OTT about how good the team is. Glad Arry has gone now.
WBA - No opinion at all!!
West Ham - Quite like the hammers, still think frank mcavennie!
Wigan - Wigan is one of the four oldest boroughs in Lancashire!
Bless his little senile socks.
Animal Farm
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Arsenal - Arrogant cockney [Poor language removed].
Aston Villa -Total whoppers, everything about that club depresses me, boring and depressing whoppers!
Chelsea - I can remember seeing them bring thousands to Goodison as a kid. They would be in the Park End singing that "One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow", I thought it was boss and still do. They looked like they had a seriously tasty mob back then. It was the complete opposite for that League Cup Semi-Final the other year tho, a seriously pitiful turnout on that occasion. They've also done us some footballing favours on certain occasions (1994 and 1998), and overall I don't think they are that bad considering they're cockneys. They piss the sh**e off too, so I quite like them on occasion.
Fulham - I used to dislike them when we were crap and they had that Papa Boupa Diop and a few other players I could not stand. Not remotely arsed about them anymore.
Man City -Major dickheads. Seriously deprived inbreds.
Man United - Pricks. The only positive about them is that they regularly piss the kopites right off, and for that I am grateful.
Newcastle - Gimps. Bad embarrassing gob*****s. They don't actually piss me off that much anymore, as they are very often a good source for comedy.
Norwich - I don't like them. They clearly have a chip on their shoulders' about Everton for some reason. I can remember them making a number of daft comments; nonsense about them setting a target that involved them becoming far bigger/better than little old Everton, ha, as if.
QPR - Not arsed really. But I don't like Hughes, and I don't want them getting too big for their boots.
Reading - I HATED the Reading Festival with a passion, also heard some stories about them being pricks to our supporters the other year. Otherwise I'm not arsed about them.
Southampton - Not arsed about them. The Southampton away in 2005 when Marcus Bent scored the equaliser is still the best away weekend I've ever been on, and for that reason I was happy to see them promoted back into the prem.
Stoke - Totally inbred, deprived dickheads. Hanley is filthy and absolutely full of smack and crack. Waterloo Road in Cobridge is like Sukhumvit road in Bangkok, except it is even more deprived and houses far more prostitutes.
Sunderland - I've quite liked them ever since I checked out their main forum (Ready To Go) before the cup replay last season. They were giving it the big one prior to the replay, but I now visit their forum regularly because they moan, laugh and take the piss out of themselves in a way that is similar to Everton fans IMO. They also have to contend with those Geordie gob*****s all the time, and I once again can see comparisons with Evertonians having to deal with gob****e kopites.
Swansea - Not arsed.
Tottenham - Can be right annoying gob*****s, and I used to hate them a little bit. Not that arsed about them now.
WBA - Not arsed. Can remember a few really crap away days at their place though.
West Ham - I quite like them. They're the proper cockneys and they actually seem quite humble IMO. I like their KUMB forum too.
Wigan - Not that arsed, it's certainly a town in which I can't wait to leave every time I go there though.
Aston Villa -Total whoppers, everything about that club depresses me, boring and depressing whoppers!
Chelsea - I can remember seeing them bring thousands to Goodison as a kid. They would be in the Park End singing that "One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow", I thought it was boss and still do. They looked like they had a seriously tasty mob back then. It was the complete opposite for that League Cup Semi-Final the other year tho, a seriously pitiful turnout on that occasion. They've also done us some footballing favours on certain occasions (1994 and 1998), and overall I don't think they are that bad considering they're cockneys. They piss the sh**e off too, so I quite like them on occasion.
Fulham - I used to dislike them when we were crap and they had that Papa Boupa Diop and a few other players I could not stand. Not remotely arsed about them anymore.
Man City -Major dickheads. Seriously deprived inbreds.
Man United - Pricks. The only positive about them is that they regularly piss the kopites right off, and for that I am grateful.
Newcastle - Gimps. Bad embarrassing gob*****s. They don't actually piss me off that much anymore, as they are very often a good source for comedy.
Norwich - I don't like them. They clearly have a chip on their shoulders' about Everton for some reason. I can remember them making a number of daft comments; nonsense about them setting a target that involved them becoming far bigger/better than little old Everton, ha, as if.
QPR - Not arsed really. But I don't like Hughes, and I don't want them getting too big for their boots.
Reading - I HATED the Reading Festival with a passion, also heard some stories about them being pricks to our supporters the other year. Otherwise I'm not arsed about them.
Southampton - Not arsed about them. The Southampton away in 2005 when Marcus Bent scored the equaliser is still the best away weekend I've ever been on, and for that reason I was happy to see them promoted back into the prem.
Stoke - Totally inbred, deprived dickheads. Hanley is filthy and absolutely full of smack and crack. Waterloo Road in Cobridge is like Sukhumvit road in Bangkok, except it is even more deprived and houses far more prostitutes.
Sunderland - I've quite liked them ever since I checked out their main forum (Ready To Go) before the cup replay last season. They were giving it the big one prior to the replay, but I now visit their forum regularly because they moan, laugh and take the piss out of themselves in a way that is similar to Everton fans IMO. They also have to contend with those Geordie gob*****s all the time, and I once again can see comparisons with Evertonians having to deal with gob****e kopites.
Swansea - Not arsed.
Tottenham - Can be right annoying gob*****s, and I used to hate them a little bit. Not that arsed about them now.
WBA - Not arsed. Can remember a few really crap away days at their place though.
West Ham - I quite like them. They're the proper cockneys and they actually seem quite humble IMO. I like their KUMB forum too.
Wigan - Not that arsed, it's certainly a town in which I can't wait to leave every time I go there though.
MACCA75
Player Valuation: £70m
To be fair they were like the form team of Europe toward the end of the season!
Let's be honest though, they'll be 17th.
sportbillyblue
Player Valuation: £8m
Having lived the last 13 years in SE Asia I now loathe the RS.
Growing up on Merseyside I disliked them but their regional legions of deluded followers seemingly gladly espouse what the rest of us know (especially Everton fans) i.e. "kopites are ********s" and don't get me started on Norway, there last August .. sorry, can't it pains me to even think about it.
I've even developed a degree of respect for Man U .. purely as I'm tired of the regional RS.
Celtic fans annoy me as well.
The rest .. not arsed.
Growing up on Merseyside I disliked them but their regional legions of deluded followers seemingly gladly espouse what the rest of us know (especially Everton fans) i.e. "kopites are ********s" and don't get me started on Norway, there last August .. sorry, can't it pains me to even think about it.
I've even developed a degree of respect for Man U .. purely as I'm tired of the regional RS.
Celtic fans annoy me as well.
The rest .. not arsed.
S
Surprised Mag
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Won't be popular on here, but I was so taken aback by the level of hatred I wanted to have a word...
Have we done something in a previous life? For the life of me I can't think of any serious bother between our clubs? As for the reasons some of you have given...
1) Big club...Who actually gives a ****? Genuinely? 90% of our fans don't! On the evidence of the past 2 seasons, we've been big enough to attract some great players, but too small to stop them leaving if one of the 'established 4/5' come in with a big offer (Andy Carroll)...We've got big attendances and we're proud of them, **** knows we've had very little else to celebrate over the past 40 years. Everyone wants their club to be the best, surely that's the point of being a fan? And if some smart-arsed per-pubescent scrote started running his mouth saying "you're ****, you're insignificant and you're small" are you not going to argue in favour of your club?
2) Expectations...Please, right now, find me evidence of the 'majority' of our fans expecting CL footy...I think you'll struggle 'cause its not the ****ing case. We've come off the back of 3 amazing years (promotion, a season where we beat our rivals 5:1 and the team who sent us down 6:0, and finishing 5th) so the good mood is high up North, but we're far from unrealistic. If you go and read the fanzines, or the main forums, you'll find that most of our fans will be happy with 8th-6th and a cup run - is that unrealistic considering we have the same first 11 as last season? Is it delusional in any way? Aye, we'd love European qualification, it'll keep our bigger names happy and help to increase our reputation on the continent - do you not want that for Everton? For **** sake, are we not supposed to dream big as football fans? If asked at the start of the season what you want from the year ahead, ****ing none of you will say "Well, I'm really hoping for a record number of nil nils, to finish in the lower half of the table and for the game of the season to be a snore draw at the Britania" - As football fans we all want goals, we all want attractive football, we want success and most of all we want that illusive silver thing so many other fans refer to as a trophy!
3) You talk about our idiotic fanbase, and refer to the mongs you see on SSN...Errrrm, its SSN for **** sake. They do anything to keep you watching, so showing a 5 second snippet of some dropped-on-his-head dole warrior, only keeping himself balanced by simultaneously drinking cider from a tin in each hand saying "aye, weh, I reckon Pardew will have us winning the league like coz we a massive club n that", its like Jeremy Kyle with shin pads and a magic sponge! Before you tar us with the same brush used to mispell the 'Boycoutt The Club' bedsheet SSN so famously filmed, how about you actually speak to a few genuine Newcastle fans...
Some of you won't bother reading this, others may read it and still tell me to **** off, and that's your prerogative, but then at least when you make all your claims about what arrogant, ignorant, deluded [Poor language removed] us Toon fans - feel free to quote any of what I've just said!
Have we done something in a previous life? For the life of me I can't think of any serious bother between our clubs? As for the reasons some of you have given...
1) Big club...Who actually gives a ****? Genuinely? 90% of our fans don't! On the evidence of the past 2 seasons, we've been big enough to attract some great players, but too small to stop them leaving if one of the 'established 4/5' come in with a big offer (Andy Carroll)...We've got big attendances and we're proud of them, **** knows we've had very little else to celebrate over the past 40 years. Everyone wants their club to be the best, surely that's the point of being a fan? And if some smart-arsed per-pubescent scrote started running his mouth saying "you're ****, you're insignificant and you're small" are you not going to argue in favour of your club?
2) Expectations...Please, right now, find me evidence of the 'majority' of our fans expecting CL footy...I think you'll struggle 'cause its not the ****ing case. We've come off the back of 3 amazing years (promotion, a season where we beat our rivals 5:1 and the team who sent us down 6:0, and finishing 5th) so the good mood is high up North, but we're far from unrealistic. If you go and read the fanzines, or the main forums, you'll find that most of our fans will be happy with 8th-6th and a cup run - is that unrealistic considering we have the same first 11 as last season? Is it delusional in any way? Aye, we'd love European qualification, it'll keep our bigger names happy and help to increase our reputation on the continent - do you not want that for Everton? For **** sake, are we not supposed to dream big as football fans? If asked at the start of the season what you want from the year ahead, ****ing none of you will say "Well, I'm really hoping for a record number of nil nils, to finish in the lower half of the table and for the game of the season to be a snore draw at the Britania" - As football fans we all want goals, we all want attractive football, we want success and most of all we want that illusive silver thing so many other fans refer to as a trophy!
3) You talk about our idiotic fanbase, and refer to the mongs you see on SSN...Errrrm, its SSN for **** sake. They do anything to keep you watching, so showing a 5 second snippet of some dropped-on-his-head dole warrior, only keeping himself balanced by simultaneously drinking cider from a tin in each hand saying "aye, weh, I reckon Pardew will have us winning the league like coz we a massive club n that", its like Jeremy Kyle with shin pads and a magic sponge! Before you tar us with the same brush used to mispell the 'Boycoutt The Club' bedsheet SSN so famously filmed, how about you actually speak to a few genuine Newcastle fans...
Some of you won't bother reading this, others may read it and still tell me to **** off, and that's your prerogative, but then at least when you make all your claims about what arrogant, ignorant, deluded [Poor language removed] us Toon fans - feel free to quote any of what I've just said!
Walter Ego
Player Valuation: £35m
I don't know what you're on about mate, I've never slated Newcastle on this site. Which is a miracle really considering I lived there for 3 years, so if anyone who knows what a bunch of tits you are it's me! No offence like!
bluebottle
Player Valuation: £35m
Walter Ego
Player Valuation: £35m
Truth be told I've got a lot f time for the Geordies. Yes they think they're brazil, but on the whole they are genuinely decent folk and I find the accent quite sexy. There, I've said it.
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