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MapleLeafEvertonian
Player Valuation: £10m
Maybe its just this summer with the whole baines thing but Man utd fans are just the ****test at the moment. Thinks its because theres lots of them everywhere. They just talk utter **** at times and just refuse to back down.
Being told Fabio is better than baines.....maaaaaan there were chairs flying and everything.
Being told Fabio is better than baines.....maaaaaan there were chairs flying and everything.
BlueTornado
Player Valuation: £2.5m
liverpool, newcastle, citeh are my three most hated, i do have time for sunderland, wigan, swansea and fulham...
Chelsea - Hate them, so many reasons. Celebrity [Poor language removed] fans like Major, Mellor, Albarn and Coe, long-standing association with the far-right, "headhunters", Ken Bates, electric fences, plastic flags, John Terry, Ashley Cole, Abramovic's billions... honestly, if I wasn't a blue and my in-laws didn't follow them they'd be my most hated team.
Red****e - nothing needs to be said.
Citeh - most hated after the Red****e and Chelsea. They've acted like utter biffs since their lottery win. And the Gallagher brothers support them.
Newcastle United - Hate them as well, **** club, daft fuken fans who the media lap up because they don't wear shirts and say stupid things like "ah luv neecassle uneeted more than me wife, me". Seem to think this means they're a massive club despite hardly winning fuk all, ever.
Spurs - Hate them as well, mainly due to their incredibly arrogant fans, who've no right to be that arrogant given their relative success. And Gareth Bale.
The rest don't move me to quite such hatred, and rate from "dislike" to "not arsed", and I'll always have something of a soft spot for Arsenal because of 1989.
Red****e - nothing needs to be said.
Citeh - most hated after the Red****e and Chelsea. They've acted like utter biffs since their lottery win. And the Gallagher brothers support them.
Newcastle United - Hate them as well, **** club, daft fuken fans who the media lap up because they don't wear shirts and say stupid things like "ah luv neecassle uneeted more than me wife, me". Seem to think this means they're a massive club despite hardly winning fuk all, ever.
Spurs - Hate them as well, mainly due to their incredibly arrogant fans, who've no right to be that arrogant given their relative success. And Gareth Bale.
The rest don't move me to quite such hatred, and rate from "dislike" to "not arsed", and I'll always have something of a soft spot for Arsenal because of 1989.
From a Yank perspective:
Arsenal - It seems like this is the team with the most street cred; the team supported by the urban hip hop community; Spike Lee is a big Arsenal fan over here and it seems rappers gravitate towards them (and Henry). Doesn't make me hate them any more or less, it just seems they have that vibe over here. They also seem the most "American franchise", if that makes any sense. They are making marking efforts over here that, frankly, we should be doing as well.
City - Don't hate them as much as you guys probably do, as I am some what sympathetic to their fans who remained loyal through decades of irrelevance. But I don't have to deal with City douchebags getting in my grill when I am getting a cup of coffee, etc. These clowns have not yet figured how to cross the ocean, fortunately.
United - Don't mind this lot tbh, as they seem to have built a "big club" from the ground up so to speak, as opposed to just a billionaire swooping in and opening his wallet. I kinda respect that, but would love to be corrected if this view is wrong. I do love that douchy look they get on their faces when things don't go their way - like its rude or something to beat them.
RS - the few RS fans I know are complete, utter white trash. Fits my image of the club.
Fulham - Like them as the plucky little London club that plays in a quaint old stadium on the water. Also has had a long history of employing Americans. Like to see them win when not playing Everton.
Chelsea - Hate them.
Everyone else - no opinion to be honest.
Arsenal - It seems like this is the team with the most street cred; the team supported by the urban hip hop community; Spike Lee is a big Arsenal fan over here and it seems rappers gravitate towards them (and Henry). Doesn't make me hate them any more or less, it just seems they have that vibe over here. They also seem the most "American franchise", if that makes any sense. They are making marking efforts over here that, frankly, we should be doing as well.
City - Don't hate them as much as you guys probably do, as I am some what sympathetic to their fans who remained loyal through decades of irrelevance. But I don't have to deal with City douchebags getting in my grill when I am getting a cup of coffee, etc. These clowns have not yet figured how to cross the ocean, fortunately.
United - Don't mind this lot tbh, as they seem to have built a "big club" from the ground up so to speak, as opposed to just a billionaire swooping in and opening his wallet. I kinda respect that, but would love to be corrected if this view is wrong. I do love that douchy look they get on their faces when things don't go their way - like its rude or something to beat them.
RS - the few RS fans I know are complete, utter white trash. Fits my image of the club.
Fulham - Like them as the plucky little London club that plays in a quaint old stadium on the water. Also has had a long history of employing Americans. Like to see them win when not playing Everton.
Chelsea - Hate them.
Everyone else - no opinion to be honest.
nigelcoyb
Player Valuation: £25m
Fans are the same everywhere, the more successful you are relative to expectation the more you hear.
Portsmouth and Stoke of recent times and Newcastle post promotion with Keegan are prime examples - winning little to feck all but wildly exceeding expectations makes them erect.
As trophies come the number of cocks in the fanbase increase proportionally until the ground is chocca with them, the "anfield syndrome" I believe it's called.
Portsmouth and Stoke of recent times and Newcastle post promotion with Keegan are prime examples - winning little to feck all but wildly exceeding expectations makes them erect.
As trophies come the number of cocks in the fanbase increase proportionally until the ground is chocca with them, the "anfield syndrome" I believe it's called.
steken1
Player Valuation: £70m
Soft spot for Nottingham Forest, Sheffield United, Norwich, West Brom, Carlisle, West Ham, Barnet, Wimbledon AFC and Kidderminster Harriers.
Can't stand RS, Man City, Newcastle, Chelsea, Man Utd and Sheffield Wednesday.
Edit: Just like to add Villa to that last list.
Can't stand RS, Man City, Newcastle, Chelsea, Man Utd and Sheffield Wednesday.
Edit: Just like to add Villa to that last list.
chrismanduk
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Don't give a feck about any of them.
If it isn't about the toffee's i is not interested.
Just hope we fans don't turn into what the ****ty ones have (total bells) when the arabs come for us.
If it isn't about the toffee's i is not interested.
Just hope we fans don't turn into what the ****ty ones have (total bells) when the arabs come for us.
ijjysmith
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Arsenal - Actually don't mind them of all the London teams.
Aston Villa - I was born on Sutton Coldfield so apparently I should support them. Not a ****ing chance. Hate them. And it's all due to that 6-2 arse wiping they gave us when I was young.
Chelsea - Hmmm, like Di Matteo, like Hazard, like Torres, like Marin, strangely still hate Chelsea
Fulham - Something about them smells funny.
Man City - Didn't mind them as they went through the sh*t in the past but ever since they became rich a load of their fans have turned into utter bells. So hate.
Man Unites - To be fair don't mind them.
Newcastle - One of the best days ever when they went down. Why do they think they deserve success?!
Norwich - Dad's an Ipswich fan so I've been brought up to hate the bad tits
QPR - Used to like them but they are turning into a London Newcastle thinking they are better than they are.
Reading - Actually don't mind them. Sh*t town though.
Southampton - Hahahahaha!! Utter utter deluded weapons. Seriously you have no idea. Here's this weeks best quote from a fan at work: 'you know I haven't even thought about us going down once' - idiots
Stoke - Terrible terrible team and fans - did you see that Aaron Ramsey thing they did on Twitter? Disgrace
Sunderland - Wow...literally no opinion
Swansea - Meh...they won't last
Tottenham - The worst of the London teams IMO. Awful fans but do play pretty football.
WBA - Have you ever been to West Bromwich? Christ.
West Han - So much rich history of producing decent players ruined by Danny Dyer types
Wigan - I'm a little biased here a I was once employed by JJB Sports so I have automatic hate for Dave Whelan. Actually like them and always want them to stay up. No idea why.
Aston Villa - I was born on Sutton Coldfield so apparently I should support them. Not a ****ing chance. Hate them. And it's all due to that 6-2 arse wiping they gave us when I was young.
Chelsea - Hmmm, like Di Matteo, like Hazard, like Torres, like Marin, strangely still hate Chelsea
Fulham - Something about them smells funny.
Man City - Didn't mind them as they went through the sh*t in the past but ever since they became rich a load of their fans have turned into utter bells. So hate.
Man Unites - To be fair don't mind them.
Newcastle - One of the best days ever when they went down. Why do they think they deserve success?!
Norwich - Dad's an Ipswich fan so I've been brought up to hate the bad tits
QPR - Used to like them but they are turning into a London Newcastle thinking they are better than they are.
Reading - Actually don't mind them. Sh*t town though.
Southampton - Hahahahaha!! Utter utter deluded weapons. Seriously you have no idea. Here's this weeks best quote from a fan at work: 'you know I haven't even thought about us going down once' - idiots
Stoke - Terrible terrible team and fans - did you see that Aaron Ramsey thing they did on Twitter? Disgrace
Sunderland - Wow...literally no opinion
Swansea - Meh...they won't last
Tottenham - The worst of the London teams IMO. Awful fans but do play pretty football.
WBA - Have you ever been to West Bromwich? Christ.
West Han - So much rich history of producing decent players ruined by Danny Dyer types
Wigan - I'm a little biased here a I was once employed by JJB Sports so I have automatic hate for Dave Whelan. Actually like them and always want them to stay up. No idea why.
SuperTimCahill
Player Valuation: £25m
Hate: ****e, Shietty, chelski, united and arse. Don't like billionaire clubs ruining the transfer market by overprizing and overpaying players to go to them. United because there's too many of their fans here in Norway. Arse bcuz i don't like their footballing style (same with barca..****in divers). ****e just makes me want to puke. What a disgusting no-honor team that is. Same goes with their fans. Hate them.
Would love to know what other teams fans think of Everton, though.
And btw I quite like Barnet fc. In the prem i almost allways cheer for the newly promoted teams. Nice to see Southampton back. Good memories from them. Le Tissier were immense. Don't like west ham or reading though. Hope Wigan don't go down. QPR can sod off
Would love to know what other teams fans think of Everton, though.
And btw I quite like Barnet fc. In the prem i almost allways cheer for the newly promoted teams. Nice to see Southampton back. Good memories from them. Le Tissier were immense. Don't like west ham or reading though. Hope Wigan don't go down. QPR can sod off
chrismanduk
Player Valuation: £2.5m
I think Everton are wonderful.
The fans, the club, the players just fukin wonderful.
Hope this helps.
Sleep well
Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
All the city fans i know hate that crappy music they play when they score, well at least they pretend to when i rip the piss out of them for it.
As for other clubs fans, i really couldn't give a crap what they say or think of us.
njligernj
Player Valuation: £15m
I enjoy how you go from like to hate for all teams aside from Southampton who get the damning "no opinion" which is in a way even worse than "hate them."
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