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If you want to get a feel for how the EU public feel about the UK, watch Eurovision, sometimes we have top 5 acts and we always get voted bottom 5, year in year out, and you see some of the crap the other countries put up against us.
We just aren't liked, jealousy is behind it, jealous of our conquering past, jealous of our standing in the world, jealous of our relationship with the most powerful nation in the world, and so on and so on.
Bleeding hell, UK music hardly needs a leg up. Ed Sheeran only made £500 million from his last tour (Divide). Imagine if European jelousy had not got in the way, he'd been brave enough to do Eurovision.
