abelard
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I know the media well, and they don't provide a representative picture of anything, so I'll trust my professional engagements with business more than what I read in the papers (if that's ok?)
lol a positively scalding take there, Bruce!
So, planes fall out of the sky because the company was too beholden to shareholders to install the proper safety mechanism.
Cars are deliberately and systematically designed to deceive emissions testing, because the firm was too beholden to shareholders not to poison the air we all breathe instead.
Pharmaceutical firms buy the exclusive rights to lifesaving medication, then increase prices by over 400% because they are more beholden to their shareholders than to their customers' lives.
Bank employees on pain of termination create millions of accounts in customers names without notifying them, then charge the ghost accounts with fraudulent mortgage and car insurance charges, because the corporation was more beholden to its shareholders than its customers.
The world's largest retailer stations ambulances in its warehouse parking lots, because it is too beholden to shareholders to pay for air-conditioning, and its employees routinely pass out from heat-stroke.
Banks around the world spend a decade pushing mortgages onto precisely those hapless Americans who don't understand them; then repacking the initial fraud in order to further defraud the world's pensioners and small-time investors; then, as if that wasn't enough, shorting the fraudulent sales of the fraudulent mortgages they've engineered, because they are more beholden to the short-term interests of shareholders than to the sustainability of literally the entire global financial system!
Temperatures are soaring, the ice caps are melting, basic food production is under threat, and hundreds of millions will drown or be driven from their homes because corporations are too beholden to shareholders to stop pumping carbon into the air we breathe.
Shall I continue?
But, none of this is any more than slander and conjecture by the "The Media", incontrovertibly proven by the fact that some of your best friends are likewise beholden to shareholders, and we have your personal guarantee that they're all smashing blokes.
Eerily reminiscent, you'd have to agree, of our mutual acquaintance, who knows Brexit is going to be swell regardless of what "The Media" claims because of his friends in horticulture 50 years ago.
You aren't the only one of us with friends in the corporate world, but you are the only one who can't distinguish between institutional structures, and the personal temperament of their individual members.
I mean... for someone who apparently disdains anecdotal evidence, we sure do learn a lot about how your family and friends reveal more truths than experts or "The Media".