Foot Long Hot Dog
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Oh and btw, I think you’ll find the top rate comment, was the response to that one, with nearly 4 times the number of ‘likes’top-rated comment:
How to spot a swivel eyed loon: anyone who has different political opinions from you. The Guardian would be a lot more respected if it focussed on reporting the news, rather than writing crap ad hominem articles about parties the staff don't like.
Right, because there's no way that the paper can publish gently humorous opinion pieces while also, on other pages, reporting the news. It doesn't have long established history of doing that in any way, and neither does any other newspaper.
Incidentally, a "swivel-eyed loon" isn't someone with "different political opinions". It's someone with irrational, indefensible prejudices. That's not quite the same thing.
And incidentally incidentally, I don't think that "ad hominem" means what you think it means.

