Erling Braut Haaland

[allen]

I'm sure I read that in his equivalent league game to this one for Haaland, Dixie scored five.

One ain't going to cut the mustard, blondie.

 

[YoboCopter]

Hes no yakubu

 

[kev]

Gonna help himself to another hat trick today.

Just the one.
Granted he's shown a bit of potential so far, but tonight proves it. The lad's a busted flush.

 

[emir]

Wonder how long it will be until the papers find out he wears clothing designed to protect against 5G and also likes Trump

If he is a Trump fan, my respect for him goes up.

 

[longers]

If he is a Trump fan, my respect for him goes up.

of course it does you glorious wum

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Just the one.
Granted he's shown a bit of potential so far, but tonight proves it. The lad's a busted flush.

Total fraud.

 

[YoboCopter]

Exepcted a injury as theyve got RS soon

 

[Tommy Chong]

Is he as good as Nunez though??

BT Sports still have this on their website:



So the question is still out there!

 

[Tommy Chong]

Imagine if Haaland Quantum Leaped into Rondon’s body for a few weeks.

What would be funnier, Rondon's body trying to non stop score or Haaland rocking up at the Etihad with a family sized bucket of KFC?

Somewhere along the curve of the multiverse there is an alternative reality where Everton did sign a 16 yr old Haaland into their academy

Because of his height, our amazing coaches assessed that his best position should be at central defender. After 3 years being in a position that he completely loathed, he completely gave up on football and went back to Norway to start a death metal band so that he vent all his frustration from his time at the Toffees.

I'd also imagine that in this reality, because it's more realistic, Rondon never got into football, instead he became an insurance adjuster for one of Venezuela's biggest insurance companies.... He just sits at his desk all day and pigs out! Yeah, that sounds about right!

 

[4737carlin]

Dropped tonight lol

Ok rested, but City know there going to get out the group no problem, but once they get into the knock out and have big games I can see the reverse in the league, no way they risk him against a Fulham or Forest if there playing Bayern Munich....etc midweek.
Dixieland record is safe

 

[4737carlin]

Not even into days squad, this is why Dixie is safe

 

[ToffeeTim]

Check your vice captains and benches

 

[Groucho]

Not even into days squad, this is why Dixie is safe

Don’t forget as well, Dixie’s record of 60 is specifically league goals, not all comps.

 

[Simon Buttle]

Don’t forget as well, Dixie’s record of 60 is specifically league goals, not all comps.

I think that record is very safe tbh, long gone are the days of 5 forwards and being able to get a goal from pushing the keeper over the goal line.

 

[Richie]

Worth noting Dixie scored 60 in a 42 game season. Around 1.4 goals a game.

Haarland is currently on 1.5 goals a game.