Sorry I've been put in my place here.. apparently despite everyone thinking it was a cold April the statistics say otherwise..a mass delusion has taken place, despite us all freezing our asses off for an entire month we have just been told that we basically just imagined it and the temperature was above average.. I don't know what things were like in the UK but this article says a warm start and a cold end to April, well in Ireland we didn't have a warm start or end yet they've just told us that April was in the top 20 warmest on record.
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April 2024 - Was it that cold overall? A look at the statistics
General perception from many is that April was a cold month, but statistics would suggest otherwise, with the average temperature for the whole month coming in just above the 30 year average for the UK as a whole. A warm first half to to the month averaged out the cold second half.www.netweather.tv
It's a radical concept, but if you take a bunch of regional temperatures, which might vary quite a bit, especially across an island, and average them together, they produce a single number--an average--which might be used to represent the average temperature of the entire island. How crazy is that!! Totally radical. It's almost as if, statistically, an average value (a single number) contains variation about that average. Whoa...stop the presses dawg. This is some deep shiiiii
Obviously, you should get to the bottom of this massive conspiracy. Someone is cooking the books. How do I know?...because you have a hunch--a hunch that it was colder than it seemed and you say scientifically repeatable and robust stuff like "...us all freezing our asses off..." and "...well in Ireland we didn't have a warm start or end..."
This is like an onion, the more you peel, the more it stinks. Huge conspiracy going on. To hell with numbers and data and all that inconvenient stuff. Trust your instincts.