Eljerio Elia

[RFUS]

I would cut off my left nut, dice it up, serve it on a bed of salad and eat it to get Elia here.

But sadly my nuts are staying in tact and Elia will go to a better club or at least a club with money.

 

[Number_25]

He is a player with incredible talent, just what the doctor ordered. Whether we can get an investor to help fund this transfer is another thing though, but the thought of seeing him in an Everton shirt nearly gives me a hardon.

 

[HICE]

i am sure he's fantastic
but he is going to juventus

 

[zero]

I would cut off my left nut, dice it up, serve it on a bed of salad and eat it to get Elia here.

But sadly my nuts are staying in tact and Elia will go to a better club or at least a club with money.

I hope he signs, just so this happens.

Please put it on youtube.

 

[BlueToffee95]

We'd NEVER be able to get someone of his quality on loan. He'd cost at least £15 million. So, we have no chance.

 

[paulbefc]

If he costs more than a cup of tea then what's the point even thinking about it until we've sold someone, which we probably won't.

 

[Roztitute]

He is awesome... Won't happen, no chance.

 

[toffeetower]

A football agent or ITK on twitter tweeted that talks broke down between Hamburg and Everton yesterday as Hamburg were not willing to loan the player.

"Elia would have preferred a move to the PL, but negotiations with Everton broke down today as they only wanted him on loan, acc. to 'Bild'".

 

[Neiler]

Will i start the David Bentley thread or will someone else.

 

[Hibbert&Ernie]

Will i start the David Bentley thread or will someone else.

You have the power to stick '007' on the end of your name, so do it, maybe link Big Dunc with a comeback too, Anichebe for manager after Moyes resigns to take up basket weaving in Goa.
Where is the strict hand of GOT that I have learned to love and cherish, where is the ruling by example that shines like a beacon of virtue in a sea of depravity carried by the interweb.
Seems Leicester have failed for the Rangers striker, maybe they might kick £2 mill our way for Yak, he takes a pay cut but gets a nice sign on fee. Maybe.

 

[RFUS]

A football agent or ITK on twitter tweeted that talks broke down between Hamburg and Everton yesterday as Hamburg were not willing to loan the player.

"Elia would have preferred a move to the PL, but negotiations with Everton broke down today as they only wanted him on loan, acc. to 'Bild'".

Why on earth would they loan him out?

 

[toffeetower]

I'm not sure, but that's what I read.

 

[Neiler]

I heard he was at Juventus for a medical.

 

[EFCNIK]

Yeah but Juventus is codeword for Everton ffs.

 

[cadex]

Dutch winger Eljero Elia, who was linked with Arsenal and Liverpool, believes he has joined the 'biggest club in Italy' after signing for Juventus from Hamburg on a four-year contract for a fee of €9million (£8m).