Edinson Cavani

[abelard]

Let's get this straight.

PSG: Cavani unhappy. Neymar is Golden, Edinson less so.

Press: CAVANI IS LEAVING.... WHO NEEDS A STRIKER

Press two: EVERTON BID FOR CAVANI

And then:

Internet: WHY HAVEN'T WE SIGNED CAVANI YET? KOEMAN OUT! WALSH OUT! KENWRIGHT OUT! MOSHIRI OUT! FRAUD! BURN EVERYTHING! PURGE THE INFIDELS! MAKE EVERTON GREAT AGAIN! I NEED CLEAN SHEETS AND A NEW NAPPY!

 

[DanB90]

And then:

Internet: WHY HAVEN'T WE SIGNED CAVANI YET? KOEMAN OUT! WALSH OUT! KENWRIGHT OUT! MOSHIRI OUT! FRAUD! BURN EVERYTHING! PURGE THE INFIDELS! MAKE EVERTON GREAT AGAIN! I NEED CLEAN SHEETS AND A NEW NAPPY!

I'm making a banner as we speak.

 

[APN_EFC]

And then:

Internet: WHY HAVEN'T WE SIGNED CAVANI YET? KOEMAN OUT! WALSH OUT! KENWRIGHT OUT! MOSHIRI OUT! FRAUD! BURN EVERYTHING! PURGE THE INFIDELS! MAKE EVERTON GREAT AGAIN! I NEED CLEAN SHEETS AND A NEW NAPPY!

LOL

 

[blueblue]

I must be missing something.
Are we unhappy because this is another rumour that won't come to fruitition ?

or

because people don't rate Cavani(which I find hard to believe).

Not saying I believe Cavani will come to Everton but I do believe PSG must be under serious pressure to get in serious transfer fees to try to justify their spending on MBappe and Neymar.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

I have a hard time believing that another club wouldn't steal his signature if he even glanced our way.

 

[APN_EFC]

I must be missing something.
Are we unhappy because this is another rumour that won't come to fruitition ?

or

because people don't rate Cavani(which I find hard to believe).

Not saying I believe Cavani will come to Everton but I do believe PSG must be under serious pressure to get in serious transfer fees to try to justify their spending on MBappe and Neymar.

I am saying that it's funny we are linked to Cavani, because it shows the kind of trashy hype that surrounds a club with '£100million' to spend

 

[Rugby Toffee]

 

[DanEFC92]

#WelcomeWitsel

 

[Toffeeslam]

I can't believe people have fallen for this so much that it's got it's own thread.

 

[APN_EFC]

#WelcomeWitsel

Oh yeah Witsel too and Sissoko and Benteke

 

[Eggs]

..I thought we had a transfer thread.

 

[Kenshin]

I'm sorry but I don't buy into any story linking us with the likes of costa and Cavani for 60 million

Because simply put, if we had 60 million to spend on a striker then you have to ask 2 questions.

1. Why did we wait for deadline day to try and sign them?

2. How the hell can Everton be so crap that they can't sign one striker despite having 60 million to spend?

I don't believe Everton are that poorly run to do either of the above. I believe we were hoping to sell 2 and use that money for a second rate striker but not for one second did we wait until the last minute with 60 million burning a hole in our pockets.

And do you know why? Because we won't see that 60 million spent again.

 

[GwladysBlue]

PSG will undoubtedly be selling players having spent over a gazillion pounds in the summer.
I just don't see this guy fancying a run out on Thursday nights or in the Carabao cup personally.

We drew Chelsea away in the Carabao Cup, so at least he doesn't have to play in that.

 

[Stutheblue]

Not signing Cavani surely. Why would he come here. Plus he's 30 ish isn't he. Just can't see it happening.

 

[Steve Wigan]

Sorry
i also spelled nouveau wrong

wrongly?