Well, only dicks wear that kit anyway.
ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"
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canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
Who wants to see a liverpool kit shown on display in China? Okay then what if it were made of condoms :huh:
Nowhere near enough for all the pricks following that team.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
wtf is that piece of **** doing next to santa?
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What shall we make with these Johnnies that's relevant ?
Well every time I see a Liverpool Shirt there's a prick in it, so lets make 1 of those.
Great Idea, let's put it on a young boy dummy.
Hey it's JokeHole.
Excerrent !!
Well every time I see a Liverpool Shirt there's a prick in it, so lets make 1 of those.
Great Idea, let's put it on a young boy dummy.
Hey it's JokeHole.
Excerrent !!
Kiwi BlueFC
Player Valuation: £1m
[video=youtube;LTg8zy1pfYU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTg8zy1pfYU&feature=player_embedded#![/video]
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/stevewilson/2012/08/liverpool_documentary_should_m.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/stevewilson/2012/08/liverpool_documentary_should_m.html
"Gazumped Arsenal because we're a big club, bet he wanted to play at Anfield on a European night, best player in Germany two years ago, we're back, good job Big Bren calling in the Mourinho debt, thought him how to manage you know".
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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Being John Kopitovich
Ross Scheit is an unemployed DJ in a forlorn marriage with his Phil Collins-obsessed Norwegian born wife Lotte. Gaining a file clerk job through Dr.Funn at the ancient Redcorp Stadium, in a strange high-ceiling office in a suburb of Liverpool, he develops an attraction to his co-worker Maxine, who does not return his affections. Ross discovers a small door behind a filing cabinet which he enters, finding himself in the mind of Stevie Gerrard, a footballer & fellow Redcorp employee; able to observe and sense whatever Gerrard does for ninety minutes before he is ejected and dropped into a ditch near the River Mersey. Ross reveals the portal to Maxine and they decide to let others observe it for £800 a season.
Ross tells Lotte, who becomes obsessed with the experience, allowing her to live out her desires & she invites many of her childhood friends to observe. Lotte also becomes attracted to "Gerrard" and has sexual intercourse with him in the Redcorp Stadium toilets. Ross, now forsaken by both women, locks up Lotte in a Liverpool flat. Drawing on his DJ experience, Ross discovers that he is able to control Gerrard's musical choices while in his head, causing the footballer to become paranoid & father fixated causing him to chase older men who wear black & blow whistles. After consulting with his friend Charlie "Sheeny Head" Adam, Gerrard trails Maxine to the Redcorp Stadium building, where he finds and tries the portal and is placed in a world where everyone looks & talks like him and can only say "This is our Year"; he meets Ross by the turnstiles, and angrily demands that the music in his head stop - threatening to smash his head in, to which Ross refuses.
Gerrard gets divorced & then married to Maxine and learns that she is pregnant (but not by him!), and their relationship grows distant. Gerrard's 34th birthday approaches so Dr. Funn and his friends cut a deal with Maxine and fake a kidnapping by Chelsea...
I love the way each of them on RANK have a go at us and are foaming at the fact we have won our first 2 games, yet each and every one of them believes they will be challenging for top 4 this season. Every fan of every club in the land know that Libpwl are a struggling side, their manager, in my opinion, is way out of his depth, every interview he gives has absolutely no depth or substance in it, he just drawls out what the deluded masses want to hear.... and they, being the deluded bunch they are,, lap it all up and take it as gospel. Why can they not see or admit what the rest of us can see ?
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