Drenthe the enigma

Elong · April 2, 2012

That's some fantastic pull he's got there like.

FTY · April 2, 2012

Is it true he turned up to training for Feyenoord with a prostitue?

Greek Fisherman · April 2, 2012

FeedtheYank said:
Is it true he turned up to training for Feyenoord with a prostitue?

Hahahaha - god I love these forums

Baines' left foot · April 2, 2012

FeedtheYank said:
Is it true he turned up to training for Feyenoord with a prostitue?

Yep. Then he nailed her right in front of the manager, she fired a through ball from her fanny, Drenthe ran on to it and scored a 40 yard scissor kick and told George Clooney to [Poor language removed] off.

Saliba · April 2, 2012

Kay20 said:
I can't wait to watch him at Wembley. When we score he's going to run around like a nutter.

He should be playing, but Neville should be doing his captain's job and talking to him about keeping a lid on his emotions.

You know our opponents will milk every bad tackle.

I reckon Johnny could keep him in line...Johnny could keep anyway in line...but in all seriousness, If Heitinga can tame "The Drenthe" he deserves that captains armband without a doubt. Nev has no chance.

Christiffa25 · April 2, 2012

Is he back soon or what??

Roztitute · April 2, 2012

Christiffa25 said:
Is he back soon or what??

No news, we can only hope!

meagher94 · April 2, 2012

Baines' left foot said:
Yep. Then he nailed her right in front of the manager, she fired a through ball from her fanny, Drenthe ran on to it and scored a 40 yard scissor kick and told George Clooney to [Poor language removed] off.

*laughs, then wonders if true*

DualityNSNO · April 2, 2012

Mario Balotelli â€ @MB_045

All my followers welcome my good friend @R_Drenthe10 (Great Player for everton) nice to see you last night!

Lolwut.

somuchfun · April 2, 2012

DualityNSNO said:
Mario Balotelli â€ @MB_045

All my followers welcome my good friend @R_Drenthe10 (Great Player for everton) nice to see you last night!

Lolwut.

Just in case you are not aware, those two are fake accounts. Loving the thought of Royston and Mario going on a night out together.

Roztitute · April 2, 2012

somuchfun said:
Just in case you are not aware, those two are fake accounts. Loving the thought of Royston and Mario going on a night out together.

They are made for each other, total nutters.

DualityNSNO · April 2, 2012

somuchfun said:
Just in case you are not aware, those two are fake accounts. Loving the thought of Royston and Mario going on a night out together.

I am aware, but the thought of them being pals and stuff is just awesome.

cadex · April 2, 2012

froggyted said:
We deffo need him back in the squad, agree. We don't want to go down to 10 men early on though and sh*ts like Su*rez will be trying to do just that. I love Drenthe, as you have seen if you've read through this thread, but him and Fellaini can be a bit temperamental at times, and possibly Jelavic still has a bit to learn too. If he is on the bench we could still bring him on fairly early if things aren't working out.

ie. chasing the game. The other lot are very vulnerable at the moment. I say lets get at them from the off and not give them the opportunity to get a foothold in the game.