TN Toffee
Player Valuation: £25m
He must have actually written than himself. The entire first paragraph is a single sentence joined by TEN commas and two hyphens.
I knew a couple days ago he was getting worried about DeSantis now that he’s started workshopping nicknames. Credit where credit is due, DeSanctimonious is a hell of a lot better than his last effort to brand Mitch McConnell as The Old Broken Down Crow.