2018/19 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

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Maybe we should use some of our resident nutrition expert and DCL enthusiast @pedro1976 's Lukaku logic for DCL and look how useful his goals last season were.

So DCL scored 6 goals last season.

First in our 1-1 draw with Huddersfield. Fair enough, got us a point.

Second was in our 2-0 win against Palace. Using @pedro1976 's logic we would have won 1-0 anyway so it doesn't count.

Next one was in our 3-1 defeat against City. It didn't affect the game so it doesn't count.

2-0 win against Bournemouth in injury time. Doesn't count.

Late goal when we were already 2-0 against Cardiff. Doesn't count.

Last one in a 3-2 defeat against Newcastle so you guessed it. It doesn't count.

Looks like our man only scored 1 real goal all season. Very poor it has to be said.
 
Maybe we should use some of our resident nutrition expert and DCL enthusiast @pedro1976 's Lukaku logic for DCL and look how useful his goals last season were.

So DCL scored 6 goals last season.

First in our 1-1 draw with Huddersfield. Fair enough, got us a point.

Second was in our 2-0 win against Palace. Using @pedro1976 's logic we would have won 1-0 anyway so it doesn't count.

Next one was in our 3-1 defeat against City. It didn't affect the game so it doesn't count.

2-0 win against Bournemouth in injury time. Doesn't count.

Late goal when we were already 2-0 against Cardiff. Doesn't count.

Last one in a 3-2 defeat against Newcastle so you guessed it. It doesn't count.

Looks like our man only scored 1 real goal all season. Very poor it has to be said.

I like you, a LOT.
 
Maybe we should use some of our resident nutrition expert and DCL enthusiast @pedro1976 's Lukaku logic for DCL and look how useful his goals last season were.

So DCL scored 6 goals last season.

First in our 1-1 draw with Huddersfield. Fair enough, got us a point.

Second was in our 2-0 win against Palace. Using @pedro1976 's logic we would have won 1-0 anyway so it doesn't count.

Next one was in our 3-1 defeat against City. It didn't affect the game so it doesn't count.

2-0 win against Bournemouth in injury time. Doesn't count.

Late goal when we were already 2-0 against Cardiff. Doesn't count.

Last one in a 3-2 defeat against Newcastle so you guessed it. It doesn't count.

Looks like our man only scored 1 real goal all season. Very poor it has to be said.

Bombs away lol
 
Maybe we should use some of our resident nutrition expert and DCL enthusiast @pedro1976 's Lukaku logic for DCL and look how useful his goals last season were.

So DCL scored 6 goals last season.

First in our 1-1 draw with Huddersfield. Fair enough, got us a point.

Second was in our 2-0 win against Palace. Using @pedro1976 's logic we would have won 1-0 anyway so it doesn't count.

Next one was in our 3-1 defeat against City. It didn't affect the game so it doesn't count.

2-0 win against Bournemouth in injury time. Doesn't count.

Late goal when we were already 2-0 against Cardiff. Doesn't count.

Last one in a 3-2 defeat against Newcastle so you guessed it. It doesn't count.

Looks like our man only scored 1 real goal all season. Very poor it has to be said.
Using your logic Dixie only scored approx 22 goals in his history defining 60 goal season 1927/28
 
Still can’t get my head around the fact that Aidy Boothroyd is in charge of arguably some of our most talented youngsters we’ve ever had.
Seems to be a tactical genius Boothroyd. Takes in Bambi to defend alongside of a totaly out of his depth Bissaka. United wants to pay 40 M for that guy? My God he is awfulllllll! But his own goal was class!
 
Maybe we should use some of our resident nutrition expert and DCL enthusiast @pedro1976 's Lukaku logic for DCL and look how useful his goals last season were.

So DCL scored 6 goals last season.

First in our 1-1 draw with Huddersfield. Fair enough, got us a point.

Second was in our 2-0 win against Palace. Using @pedro1976 's logic we would have won 1-0 anyway so it doesn't count.

Next one was in our 3-1 defeat against City. It didn't affect the game so it doesn't count.

2-0 win against Bournemouth in injury time. Doesn't count.

Late goal when we were already 2-0 against Cardiff. Doesn't count.

Last one in a 3-2 defeat against Newcastle so you guessed it. It doesn't count.

Looks like our man only scored 1 real goal all season. Very poor it has to be said.


It's a good job scoring meaningless goals isnt all he is good at then eh....

Are you still struggling with the fact that people with half a brain are able to see what he does for us which isn't being a goalscorer? Nice of you to spend 30 minutes looking through the net to prove a point that isn't being disputed.....

Lol
 
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