Derby injury list. both sides.

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Give us an hour and i'll have a few more names for the injured liverpool players list. Wheres my bat?


I am pretty sure Piennar is a social drug user and is 'injured' with mystery injuries for endless amounts of time because they are keeping him away from the drug testers.
 
Give us an hour and i'll have a few more names for the injured liverpool players list. Wheres my bat?


I am pretty sure Piennar is a social drug user and is 'injured' with mystery injuries for endless amounts of time because they are keeping him away from the drug testers.

im going to steal all their food the night before, then they will be really hungry and perform badly! HAHA! yes..
 
A semi serious question, if you saw one of their lots best players in an alley, the day before a derby game. would you be even the littlest bit tempted to injure them there and then?

I mean you wouldnt do it to Sahko but Sturridge is down a dark alley dancing like a tit or sterling is prowling for a new woman to get pregnant would you pick up the nearest thing and go for the kneecaps?
 

A semi serious question, if you saw one of their lots best players in an alley, the day before a derby game. would you be even the littlest bit tempted to injure them there and then?

I mean you wouldnt do it to Sahko but Sturridge is down a dark alley dancing like a tit or sterling is prowling for a new woman to get pregnant would you pick up the nearest thing and go for the kneecaps?

No, mate.
 
A semi serious question, if you saw one of their lots best players in an alley, the day before a derby game. would you be even the littlest bit tempted to injure them there and then?

I mean you wouldnt do it to Sahko but Sturridge is down a dark alley dancing like a tit or sterling is prowling for a new woman to get pregnant would you pick up the nearest thing and go for the kneecaps?

Jesus.
 
@BenDinnery: Rodgers "Daniel [Sturridge] responds well to treatment. He is near to fitness. If he doesn't make Saturday he won't be far away" #LFC
 
James Pearce (LFC Reporter for ECHO): Even if Sturridge makes considerable progress over the next 48 hours the best he can hope for is a place on the bench".

Maybe he's not fit then..
 

A semi serious question, if you saw one of their lots best players in an alley, the day before a derby game. would you be even the littlest bit tempted to injure them there and then?

I mean you wouldnt do it to Sahko but Sturridge is down a dark alley dancing like a tit or sterling is prowling for a new woman to get pregnant would you pick up the nearest thing and go for the kneecaps?
Do you need help mate?
 
James Pearce (LFC Reporter for ECHO): Even if Sturridge makes considerable progress over the next 48 hours the best he can hope for is a place on the bench".

Maybe he's not fit then..

I wouldn't believe a word that that oddball says, Not you like, him!
 

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