We're Evertonian. We have a problem with everything.
25 years without a trophy is all Denise Barratt-Baxendale's fault
Sigurdsson being crap is all Denise Barratt-Baxendale's fault
The appointment of Koeman, Martinez, Fat Sam & Silva is all Denise Barratt-Baxendale's fault
Being knocked out the FA Cup by the Anfield Nursery 11 is all Denise Barratt-Baxendale's fault
The cold sausage rolls in the upper Bullens is all Denise Barratt-Baxendale's fault
Brexit is all Denise Barratt-Baxendale's fault
However, the appointment of Carlo is nothing to do with Denise Barratt-Baxendale because she’s a woman
The imminent approval of the new stadium is nothing to do with Denise Barratt-Baxendale because she’s a woman
The new naming rights deal with USM is nothing to do with Denise Barratt-Baxendale because she’s a woman
I don't know what all the fuss is about
You're so WOKE, you Rob.