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OnlyBlueWillDo
Player Valuation: £35m
Feel sorry for him, there isn't an ounce of fight in some of these lot, some of his selections and teams have been wrong but the players he's sending out should not be shipping 4 and 5 goals.
He's not ready to manage at this level, but he has got a good sprinkling of shithouses in that squad who aren't putting the effort in.
He's not ready to manage at this level, but he has got a good sprinkling of shithouses in that squad who aren't putting the effort in.
Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
What did he actually say about the 1st half,that was as bad without conceeding as 2nd lol,a goal cant change the way we played
He’s a chank
Rudolf Hucker
Player Valuation: £30m
Ideally, yes. We should have been sounding out replacements at least 5 weeks before Koeman went.
I'll hold my hands up and say I wanted him as caretaker and hoped that he would pass his 'audition' as I felt that he would at least give the team some of the backbone needed.
Sadly it hasn't worked out, not least due to the disgraceful performances put in by some players who should have some self-respect rather than strolling around the pitch and knowing that they will have another four years or so of wages at a level that most fans can only dream of. (Yes, that would be you, you connard Morgan...)
I hope whoever is in charge at our club put him out of his misery soon, thanks him for his service and apologises for the club's behaviour and puts him back with the youth team. Hopefully the whole experience hasn't wounded his standing with the Academy players (although, with the way modern football is, I doubt it).
Sadly it hasn't worked out, not least due to the disgraceful performances put in by some players who should have some self-respect rather than strolling around the pitch and knowing that they will have another four years or so of wages at a level that most fans can only dream of. (Yes, that would be you, you connard Morgan...)
I hope whoever is in charge at our club put him out of his misery soon, thanks him for his service and apologises for the club's behaviour and puts him back with the youth team. Hopefully the whole experience hasn't wounded his standing with the Academy players (although, with the way modern football is, I doubt it).
ProZ
Player Valuation: £40m
But der part of de family lad
Rudolf Hucker
Player Valuation: £30m
He needs to start Lookman, Vlasic & Davies in place of Mirallas, Lennon & Schneiderlin against West Ham.
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Please check with me for Blammo criteria
No need.
StreetEndBlue
Player Valuation: £10m
Joey Barton got a lot of s*** off Evertonians for his comments regarding Unsworth a few weeks back but his views are looking more and more spot on by the day. He called him out before most did.
The problem with Lookman and Vlasic is that they have no defensive discipline, so the defence (such as it is) can't rely on them covering runners - see the bollocking that Kenny gave to Lookman today.
Tennessee Blue Mike
Player Valuation: £50m
He is a great servant but proof is in the pudding he can not turn us around. These lineups don't work with Pickford blasting the ball up the field.
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