The Littlest Yobo
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Looking forward to seeing what Keane and Gana can bring to the team. And good to see that with only two wingers on the bench, we can play a brilliant 19 year old centre midfielder out on the right instead. Important that we don’t try and finish in the Top 8 as we don’t want to get into Europe as we aren’t “ready for it”. Best leave all that to European behemoths like Fulham, Brentford and Sunderland to fight over. Plucky, plucky Everton. Zzzzz.