David Moyes 2012/2013 season

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Right Moist, this season I ask for the following:

1. Keep Jelavic focal to our play, don't f*cking shunt him out wide or something.

2. Tell the players to pass the ball to another player in blue, not Peter Drury in the commentators' box (applicable from August - January).

3. Keep Phil Neville on the bench or at a push, at right back.

4. Beat Liverpool, Arsenal and Aston Villa at home, the latter a thorough thumping, jammy gits.

5. Try not to let Southampton steamroller us at Goodison, likewise any team with a trophy cabinet/history the size of a toaster.

6. Tell Anichebe and Cahill to do one, their time is up.

7. Turn Jack Rodwell back into a footballer and not some bloke off Twilight/crab/off-form Arteta impersonator.

8. Play Barkley ffs.

9. Win a cup, either'll do.

Do the majority of these correctly and i'll start to warm to you again, #9 being imperative; The Goodison timeline needs a new addition, sick of seeing Saha celebrate a f*cking quick goal in a final we didn't bother to turn up in...that was also three years ago.

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Stands out like a big sore thumb. No success is no success. He talks a good game about how he's overachieved at Everton and the flunkies in the press back him up.

Bottom line is he's done fcuk all. Never mind him having to be persuaded to sign a new contract, he should be begging to be kept on.

The whole thing is upside down.

He's not too dissimilar to that bloke who got all his cult members to drink cool-aid.

He's lulled fans of a results based sport/business into thinking that floating about doing nothing at all is success.
 
think it would be harsh to tell cahill to do one after his services, however i do believe he should be gone this summer, its for the best for all partys. All the rest is good stuff, would love number 9 to happen, obviously wouldn't be overjoyed if that was only the league cup but it would be the easiest alternative for silverware.
Also i think neville's expereince is key in the big games, even if he is one of the least talented players in out squad. Would rather see coleman giving games at RB at home to the teams mentioned in point 5, but when the big games come around i would rather see neville's experience at RB instead of hibbert, i mean as much as we love hibbo and as good a season he had last season, you wouldn't see him totally cut a player as threatening as bale out of the game like neville did.
 
He's not too dissimilar to that bloke who got all his cult members to drink cool-aid.

He's lulled fans of a results based sport/business into thinking that floating about doing nothing at all is success.

That's exactly right mate. What he's done is brilliant, to be fair. He's nurtured an image of himself in the media of someone performing the Herculean task year in, year out of pushing a 10 ton boulder up a steep hill. Doing us a favour...we'd be in the Conference without him. He has his own flunkies who hammer that message home and he also has Bill's flunkies to rubber stamp it, for now at least. It's a genius bit of propaganda. However, it relies on a pliant fan-base who've lost their way and their identity a bit to accept that it's all that's possible. He's certaily not helped by Kenwright and his board of fellow bellends, but then he's part and parcel of the Big Lie now, so he cant complain too much. He goes off on one every now and then, but then he calms down and counts his money and all is well again.

Moyes/Kenwright regime = biggest con perpetrated on Everton ever.
 

He can hang on all he want's. We're Everton and he's David Moyes, only a fool would fail to recognize who's standing in the game is far, far greater.

I like Moyes and I hope he takes on board some of the legitimate criticism of his style of play and poor starts and we do well, but if he goes, so what, we will still be a great team with good players.
 
It would not surprise me If Moyes had already agreed in principle to a new contract extension and he is just waiting on the transfer window to close before he signs.
 
You read what you want to read you weirdo.

Course he's gonna say 'its not about me". Spurs swerved him big time even though he was playing the "speak to my chairman" card rather than pull himself out the supposed running. All a ploy to drum up his new 4mill a year contract.

5 more years signed and sealed, in the bag. That's why he's saying its not about him
 
That's exactly right mate. What he's done is brilliant, to be fair. He's nurtured an image of himself in the media of someone performing the Herculean task year in, year out of pushing a 10 ton boulder up a steep hill. Doing us a favour...we'd be in the Conference without him. He has his own flunkies who hammer that message home and he also has Bill's flunkies to rubber stamp it, for now at least. It's a genius bit of propaganda. However, it relies on a pliant fan-base who've lost their way and their identity a bit to accept that it's all that's possible. He's certaily not helped by Kenwright and his board of fellow bellends, but then he's part and parcel of the Big Lie now, so he cant complain too much. He goes off on one every now and then, but then he calms down and counts his money and all is well again.

Moyes/Kenwright regime = biggest con perpetrated on Everton ever.

With respect, this is the single most ridiculous thing I have ever read, not just on this Message Board but anywhere.

Your agenda against Moyes is clearly based on fabrication and in short 'what you want to see/hear' rather than taking into consideration everything. I am positive that if Mr Moyes won us the league title next year you would still dislike him or his style of football.

No point in having the same old argument about this though, you are entitled to your view which I genuinely respect.
 
Course he's gonna say 'its not about me". Spurs swerved him big time even though he was playing the "speak to my chairman" card rather than pull himself out the supposed running. All a ploy to drum up his new 4mill a year contract.

5 more years signed and sealed, in the bag. That's why he's saying its not about him
Wouldn't argue with any of that mate, was just pointing out that Moyes manifestly made the opposite point to that Davek apparently reckons he made.
 

Wouldn't argue with any of that mate, was just pointing out that Moyes manifestly made the opposite point to that Davek apparently reckons he made.

What point was I making? You haven't got a clue what you're talking about. Jesus wept.
 
With respect, this is the single most ridiculous thing I have ever read, not just on this Message Board but anywhere.

Your agenda against Moyes is clearly based on fabrication and in short 'what you want to see/hear' rather than taking into consideration everything. I am positive that if Mr Moyes won us the league title next year you would still dislike him or his style of football.

No point in having the same old argument about this though, you are entitled to your view which I genuinely respect.

Thanks very much. Very kind of you.
 

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