bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
Right Moist, this season I ask for the following:
1. Keep Jelavic focal to our play, don't f*cking shunt him out wide or something.
2. Tell the players to pass the ball to another player in blue, not Peter Drury in the commentators' box (applicable from August - January).
3. Keep Phil Neville on the bench or at a push, at right back.
4. Beat Liverpool, Arsenal and Aston Villa at home, the latter a thorough thumping, jammy gits.
5. Try not to let Southampton steamroller us at Goodison, likewise any team with a trophy cabinet/history the size of a toaster.
6. Tell Anichebe and Cahill to do one, their time is up.
7. Turn Jack Rodwell back into a footballer and not some bloke off Twilight/crab/off-form Arteta impersonator.
8. Play Barkley ffs.
9. Win a cup, either'll do.
Do the majority of these correctly and i'll start to warm to you again, #9 being imperative; The Goodison timeline needs a new addition, sick of seeing Saha celebrate a f*cking quick goal in a final we didn't bother to turn up in...that was also three years ago.
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