2017/18 Cuco Martina

[Steve Holt]

Better at crossing than Coleman.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Eeyore

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Thought he had good debut. Not sure how anyone could legitimately claim otherwise?

He miscontrolled a pass from Gana from 3 yards away and let it go between his legs and out for a throw

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Crossing = great

Everything else = atrocious.

 

[Yorkie89]

He is crap that's all there is to be said

 

[Aar_the_Toffees]

Good crosser - need a CF to be on the end of those or else he'll be a waste of wage money.

 

[MikeH72]

Grim.

 

[vintage-toffees]

Did I seriously sit though that performance is it me or does he just look lethargic and uninterested .........crosses ok though

 

[Joey66]

I am looking forward to the Cup Final: Wembley May 2018.

A stadium bedecked in the royal blue of mighty Everton Football Club.
Rousing cheers ring about the hallowed arena; a setting to so much historic sporting drama.
A repository of dreams; a treasury for told tale
Tale of heartbreak.... and elation .

And centre stage , at final whistle, bows Cuco, scorer of our winning goal, with barely seconds on the clock...

And Wembley, as one, bursts into euphoric voice, the ecstatic beat of the Copacabana song raining down on the pitch from all surrounds -

- And it went... it went something like this:

"His first name's Cuco, surname's Martina
He's a joy to us, Cuco's a redeemer
His name is Cuco, Cuco Marti-i-i-i-na
No rationing passion, style's always in fashion
Oh our Cuco...you've won our hearts
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Oh Cuco, you've won our hea-a-a-rts,
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Oh Cuco, you've won our hearts,




GREATEST CUP FINAL EVER!!!!

Your songs are as bad as CoCo!lol

 

[Deco]

I thought he was alright lol. He was far from the worst performer for us.

You can tell he's always going to get slated on here regardless of how he plays.

 

[BlueLlama]

Your songs are as bad as CoCo!lol

Joey can you deny that we looked better once he came on in the last 2 games?

 

[LEONARD]

Please, never play him in a derby game.

 

[CaliforniaBlue]

Shaky defensively and a little careless with passes. Nice pace going forward and a dangerous cross on him.

 

[riddick]

If Kenny is not trusted because he is a bit suspect at defending, what's the punt on having Martina? Kenny is like a Coleman clone, no? Great are going forward, bit suspect defending?

Martina is not a long term solution, why not play Kenny when doing 3 at the back as it mitigates the defensive duties of the RB

 

[bizzaro]

Put some peach crosses in.

Crossing seems to be why he's been brought in. Floats a wicked ball into the penalty area.